Truck Quotes

I have a nice car, a Mercedes. And then I have an old El Camino truck that I'm crazy about. I like to get in that truck and go up in the hills near where I live, in Vegas, and take my camera. That, to me, is Heaven, being out in nature, taking pictures of the wildlife.

B. B. King
- Up
- Live
- Nature
I still haven't found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it, so no jokes about that yet.

Adam DeVine
- Think
- Hurt
- Humor

Bill and his brother-in-law had shot a deer and drove it in to get processed. At a rest stop, a woman stops at the truck

Bill Engvall
- Law
- Stop
- Rest
I do remember being in high school and trying to go to an Outlaws concert, but I was too drunk and ended up in trouble with the police at some truck stop on 95 in Connecticut.

Jim Coleman
- Up
- Trying
- School
Asia is the continent rhythm forgot. At best Asian music is off-brand American pop, like Sonny Bono in a karaoke bar. At worst Asian music sounds as if a truck full of wind chimes collided with a stack of empty oil drums during a birdcall contest.

P. J. O'Rourke
- Music
- American
- Wind
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.

Jackie Mason
- Down
- Run
- Truck
One of the things that I first remember wanting to be was a 'geolisty' - that was the best I could say when I was a kid. That was right after I stopped wanting to be a fireman or a truck driver. Because my dad is a paleontologist who worked with the Smithsonian, I got to see the bones up close and the exhibits behind the scenes there.

Craig Mello
- Up
- Remember
- Dad
You could take Vicodin, step out of the house, onto a freeway, have a truck hit you, and you'd say 'My bad!'.

Bill Engvall
- Bad
- House
- Truck