Shows Quotes
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Until I created my own shows, I had nothing but bad experiences on staffs.
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I did a lot of terrible TV shows and was really terrible in them, and I've done terrible films I was terrible in, but nobody really noticed.
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Hosting a game show is so bizarre and uniquely its own thing. Anytime I'm hosting something, I try to bring as much of myself to it as I can, but it's always going to be incomplete.
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The culture cannot evolve faster than the language. The language is the flashlight that shows the path.
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Being a regular in a television series, for me - if I wanted to be a cop, I woulda went to cop school. If I wanted to be a doctor, I would've gone to medical school. You get trapped in your normal episodic television shows, basically doing the same thing.
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Nothing shows our weakness more than to be so sharp-sighted at spying other men's faults, and so purblind about our own.
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When actors are talking, they are servants of the dramatist. It is what they can show the audience when they are not talking that reveals the fine actor.
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In the old days, ptomaine poisoning was a cover-all. If you missed a show and you were young, it meant you were having an abortion. If you were old, it meant you were having a face lift.
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I however don't go to clubs to show off and to be seen, and certainly not to make statements. I just want to be able to quietly watch a band.
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Everything was too sharp and clear, so that I could never tell where to start- the way a map that shows too much can sometimes be useless.
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It's a lot of work organizing something, whether it's a show or a book, and I don't want to do it every day.
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If you're a movie star, the studios don't want you to act. They just want you to show up and look good and chase girls and have a lot of laughs.
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The only way to keep a show alive is to stay loyal to your fans and not betray them creatively or ignore them when it comes to extra content. I'm on Twitter because I'm trying to answer their questions.
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It's easier to make a living doing shows then it is to sell albums.
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This shows that Germany is not fully equipped for international competition.
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You still have that competitive thing where you want to try to make hits. That won't go away, unless the mayor of show business says my time's up.
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I think it's a privilege to be able to fly to somewhere where people want to see my show.
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I don't like those shows where people get eliminated every week, and then they have to get meaner to survive.
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I can't tell you how many shows I've done with full-blown migraine headaches.
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I've been in pain hope it doesn't show I've been insane well the time is slow
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In 1987, I was in Edinburgh doing my first one-man show. I took part in a kickabout with some fellow comedians and tripped over my trousers and heard this cracking sound in my leg. A couple of days later I went into a coma and was diagnosed with a pulmonary embolism.
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What's the point? You can bring in 50 witnesses and it would not change what the tape clearly shows.
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It's fun to kick ass and show that other dark side of yourself as well.
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When I watch medical shows or other shows where characters die, it kind of bums me out.
