Punch Quotes

• Fathers should start teaching the boys how to punch.

  

  Scott Thompson
  • Boys
  • Teaching
  • Fathers

• People forget the good, because the bad has more punch.

  

  Louise Erdrich
  • People
  • Good
  • Bad

• I never got beaten up, because I was a wisecracking jokester. I could make a bully laugh before he delivered a punch.

  

  Garry Marshall
  • Up
  • Never
  • Laugh

• Mug your destiny in an alley and punch it until it gives you what you want

  

  Catherynne M. Valente
  • Want
  • Destiny
  • Gives

• I, of course, wanted to play real jazz. When we played pop tunes, and naturally we had to, I wanted those pops to kick! Not loud and fast, understand, but smoothly and with a definite punch.

  

  Count Basie
  • Real
  • Jazz
  • Pop Tunes

• Shane said, "Don't worry. I'll protect you." Claire hit him in the shoulder. "I don't need you to protect me." "Then why am I going first?" "So you can take the first punch while I throw the second?" "So I'm bait? Ouch. You've been in Morganville way too long, girl.

  

  Rachel Caine
  • Long
  • Why
  • Girl

• I could never stand big-mouthed types. I had problems with that at high school. I’ve still got the scars on my fists from the teeth of the guys I hit so that they’d finally shut up. I came from England to Canada, of course, and was often ridiculed because I had a strange accent. I was expelled from school and it was a long time before I could control myself. But the impulse remained: a punch in the mouth to get some peace and quiet.

  

  Lennox Lewis
  • Mouth
  • Impulse
  • Remained

• I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.

  

  Norm MacDonald
  • Joke
  • Punch
  • Identical

• If I was fighting myself, I always say that I would kill Mike Tyson but then again I don't know how hard a punch Mike Tyson can take and I don't know how hard Mike Tyson's punch is. I don't know. For me looking at me, I think I can beat me.

  

  Mike Tyson
  • Fighting
  • Kill
  • Beat Me

• Love God. Love people. And do stuff. That's my punch list everyday.

  

  Bob Goff
  • Punch
  • Love God
  • Love People

• Let's use that empty noggin of yours as a punch bowl, so it's at least good for something!! Whadja say?! Ooh, but I love punch!!

  

  Aya Nakahara
  • Empty
  • Punch
  • Bowl

• I was blessed with speed and a good punch. Everybody thinks I'm the hardest puncher ever. But I just think I was really fast, and my punches got to the target faster. That's what made my knockouts always seem spectacular.

  

  Mike Tyson
  • Blessed
  • Punch
  • Knockouts

• A punch should stay like a treasure in the sleeve. It should not be used indiscrimately.

  

  Chotoku Kyan
  • Treasure
  • Punch
  • Sleeve

• I hope I can improve. I'm far from perfect. Sometimes, I wonder what would happen if I fought myself. I think it would be a one-round KO. But if I was fighting myself, I know I could take my best punch. No, make that two rounds. I would knock myself out in two rounds.

  

  Mike Tyson
  • Hope
  • Wonder
  • Improve

• Fighting is endurance, knocking a guy out in 10 seconds is not fighting, its beating him to the punch. But when you put in that time, that is fighting because you are thinking.

  

  Mike Tyson
  • Fighting
  • Endurance
  • Punch

• Every punch was thrown with bad intentions.

  

  Mike Tyson
  • Intentions
  • Punch

• Tom, you couldn’t punch the froth off a Guinness.

  

  Colin Falconer
  • Punch
  • Guinness
  • Froth

• I try to catch them right on the tip of his nose, because I try to punch the bone into the brain.

  

  Mike Tyson
  • Catch
  • Nose
  • Punch

• Life's a bowl of punch, go ahead and spike it!

  

  Nick Hexum
  • Life
  • Ahead
  • Punch

• I trained as hard as I could, I ran as much as I could, I sparred hard, I did everything right. I did everything I could possibly do at the age when I could fight. You have to be realistic; you can't say, 'Oh, I am smarter now, older and I can punch harder.' You think you can, but you can't.

  

  George Michael Ward Jr.
  • Everything
  • Realistic
  • Trained

• I feel that everyone is good. In this way I give every game my best effort. The moment that you let up is the time that you can be hit by the sucker punch.

  

  Walter Browne
  • Success
  • Giving
  • Moments

• The things I like to find in a story are punch and poetry.

  

  Sean O'Faolain
  • Poetry
  • Story
  • Punch

• You didn't have to take a punch for me, you know,' he said. 'I'm a lover, not a fighter.' 'You're a freak is what you are,' I said.

  

  Sarah Dessen
  • Fighter
  • Lover
  • Freak

• Emotional abuse is like being continuously kicked in the shins. It can be worse than getting one punch in the face, and it cements itself.

  

  Ashley Banjo
  • Emotional
  • Abuse
  • Punch

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