Cook Quotes
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I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.
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I love good food. I'm an epicurean, that's for sure... But I am not really a good cook.
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I'm not going to stop going to the supermarket just because the paparazzi follow me. I love to cook and a cook needs her ingredients!
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My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.
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I don't barbeque myself because that would involve me cooking. And whereas I can, I'm not a very good cook.
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I cook every chance in my pot. And only when it is cooked through do I welcome it as my food.
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I cook anything but chitlins.
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We used to grind our own wheat and cook rabbits and kangaroos.
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[Vincent Price] taught me how to cook fish in my dishwasher.
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I am a very bad cook.
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My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.
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They really need to know much more about where the food comes from - how to grow it and cook it, how to make consumer choices that are good for the environment and the local economy.
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Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.
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The test of a cook is how she boils an egg. My boiled eggs are fantastic, fabulous. Sometimes as hard as a 100 carat diamond, or again soft as a feather bed, or running like a cooling stream, they can also burst like fireworks from their shells and take on the look and rubbery texture of a baby octopus. Never a dull egg, with me.
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I can only cook brown rice and vegetables, so I don't get too many people coming over for dinner parties or anything.
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I couldn't cook French food as well as a French chef, or Italian like an Italian cook. But I also came to understand none of them could cook Brazilian food as well as me.
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I don't cook, 'cause I don't know how to cook.
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It was for bringing the cook tulip-roots instead of onions.
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The best men tell you the truth because they think you can take it; the worst men either try to preserve you in some innocent state with their false protection, or are 'brutally honest.' When someone tells, lets you think for yourself, experience your own emotions, he is treating you as a true equal, a friend...And the best men cook for you.
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He makes his cook his merit, and the world visits his dinners and not him.
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For a dude, I think I do cook. I'm a stay-at-home parent a lot of the time.
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I cook a mean Sunday lunch. My idea of Heaven is a lunch outside on a beautifully sunny Sunday afternoon. It's the time to gather everyone together.
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Lentil dhal is the only thing I can cook.
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I believe in the gospel of Good Living. You cannot make any god happy by fasting. Let us have good food, and let us have it well cooked — and it is a thousand times better to know how to cook than it is to understand any theology in the world.
