Wedding Quotes
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Irony is the disparity between what you expect will happen, and what does happen. So raining on your wedding day isn't ironic, it's just crappy. It would have been ironic if she had lived in a place like Seattle, and traveled to the desert of Mexico for a wedding and it ended up raining there, but not in Seattle. Alanis always gets the last laugh though. We all sit here, saying her song isn't ironic, but in fact, that's pretty ironic that she wrote a song called Ironic that wasn't really ironic. Those Canadians are pretty crafty.
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People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
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Marriage is a partnership in which each inspires the other, and brings fruition to both of you.
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About my love life, I would like to say I am single till I have a ring on the right finger and a wedding date.
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If you've planned a late wedding it may pay to put it off a few days into 2000 because the savings over (both) your lifetimes may pay for a few weddings for the kids.
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We all live in a world where we can go to a funeral in the morning and go to a wedding in the evening and we survive it. It's the way the world is built, especially when you look at the various people surrounding the Mediterranean way of life.
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A divorce party - that's really better than a wedding party.
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Doubt thou the stars are fire; Doubt that the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar; But never doubt I love.
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I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money.
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How far away the stars seem, and how far is our first kiss, and ah, how old my heart.
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Many a wedding takes place when a man can't afford to go steady with a girl any longer.
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A wedding is the formality a man has to go through before going to work for a new boss.
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Every bride and groom would do well to remember that in wedding, the we comes before the I.
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Marriage is like a hot bath; once you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
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Come grow old with me. The best is yet to be.
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In the Mexican culture, we never miss a baptism, a birthday, a baby shower, a wedding shower, a wedding. You must show up. Otherwise, you'll be in big trouble.
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A wedding is such a girl thing.
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It used to be the custom for the bachelor dinner to take place the night before the wedding. Now, however, the bridesmaids' and ushers' dinner is usually on that night, for a groom realizes that he and his attendants need some time in which to recover sufficiently to be able to distinguish the altar from the organ and walk up the aisle with no mishaps.
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So many of our businesses rely on green card holders - how are we supposed to attract these people if they think they'll be detained at the airport if they go abroad for a wedding or just to show their baby to relatives?
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Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
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After paying for the wedding, about the only thing a father has left to give away is the bride.
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Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want.
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The only time I ever look good dancing is if I'm next to my dad at a wedding.
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I always cry at weddings, especially my own.
