Wedding Quotes
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'Give me a funeral over a wedding any day,.' said Uncle Montague with a sigh. 'The conversation is almost always superior.'
Chris Priestley -
Getting married is like putting one's hand in a bag containing 99 serpents and one eel.
Thomas More
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How far away the stars seem, and how far is our first kiss, and ah, how old my heart.
William Butler Yeats -
Death is our wedding with eternity.
Rumi -
For me, life has either been a wake or a wedding.
Peter O'Toole -
If you've planned a late wedding it may pay to put it off a few days into 2000 because the savings over (both) your lifetimes may pay for a few weddings for the kids.
Ed Slott -
A wedding is such a girl thing.
Selma Blair -
Women ... to them any wedding is better than no wedding and a big wedding with a villain preferable to a small one with a saint.
William Faulkner
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Every bride and groom would do well to remember that in wedding, the we comes before the I.
Evan Esar -
Come grow old with me. The best is yet to be.
William Wordsworth -
A divorce party - that's really better than a wedding party.
Nujood Ali -
Many a wedding takes place when a man can't afford to go steady with a girl any longer.
Evan Esar -
We all live in a world where we can go to a funeral in the morning and go to a wedding in the evening and we survive it. It's the way the world is built, especially when you look at the various people surrounding the Mediterranean way of life.
Eran Riklis -
A wedding is the formality a man has to go through before going to work for a new boss.
Evan Esar
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In the Mexican culture, we never miss a baptism, a birthday, a baby shower, a wedding shower, a wedding. You must show up. Otherwise, you'll be in big trouble.
Eva Longoria -
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
Erma Bombeck -
After paying for the wedding, about the only thing a father has left to give away is the bride.
Evan Esar -
Marriage is like a hot bath; once you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
Minnie Pearl -
The only time I ever look good dancing is if I'm next to my dad at a wedding.
Cat Deeley -
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
Minnie Pearl
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So many of our businesses rely on green card holders - how are we supposed to attract these people if they think they'll be detained at the airport if they go abroad for a wedding or just to show their baby to relatives?
Raja Krishnamoorthi -
It used to be the custom for the bachelor dinner to take place the night before the wedding. Now, however, the bridesmaids' and ushers' dinner is usually on that night, for a groom realizes that he and his attendants need some time in which to recover sufficiently to be able to distinguish the altar from the organ and walk up the aisle with no mishaps.
Alice-Leone Moats -
I always cry at weddings, especially my own.
Humphrey Bogart -
Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want.
Ryan Gosling