Cat Quotes

• Oh, I sat by Grumpy Cat once. You know that cat everyone is obsessed with? That's pretty random. She's not allowed to be touched. Are you kidding? You can't put a cat next to me and expect me not to touch it.

  

  Chrissy Teigen
  • She
  • Pretty
  • Random

• I feel so bad about my MBE now that I am going to tie it around my cat.

  

  Bill Vaughan
  • Bad
  • Feels
  • England

• Animals have come to mean so much in our lives. We live in a fragmented and disconnected culture. Politics are ugly, religion is struggling, technology is stressful, and the economy is unfortunate. What's one thing that we have in our lives that we can depend on? A dog or a cat loving us unconditionally, every day, very faithfully.

  

  Jon Katz
  • Live
  • Culture
  • Technology

• As a rule, from what I've observed, the American Captain of Industry doesn't do anything out of business hours. When he has put the cat out and locked up the office for the night, he just relapses into a state of coma from which he emerges only to start being a Captain of Industry again.

  

  P. G. Wodehouse
  • Up
  • Business
  • American

• Pussycat, pussycat,You're so thrilling and I'm so willingto care for you.So go and make up you big little pussy cat eyes.

  

  Hal David
  • Up
  • Eyes
  • Cat

• Cleaning cat litter is an unpleasant daily chore for me, but the DuraScoop makes it much less unpleasant.

  

  Mark Frauenfelder
  • Daily
  • Cat
  • Cleaning

• When the poet died his cat was put to death and mummified.

  

  Petrarch
  • Cat
  • Poet
  • Died

• Security is always going to be a cat and mouse game because there'll be people out there that are hunting for the zero day award, you have people that don't have configuration management, don't have vulnerability management, don't have patch management.

  

  Kevin Mitnick
  • People
  • Game
  • Management

• I'm still the same cat I always was.

  

  Darrell Lance Abbott
  • Cat

• He wore the unmistakable look of a man about to be present at a row between women, and only a wet cat in a strange backyard bears itself with less jauntiness than a man faced by such a prospect.

  

  P. G. Wodehouse
  • Women
  • Present
  • Cat

• The cat and I have an agreement: I leave her alone and don't make sudden moves when I wake up to find her perched on my chest, staring with an unblinking hostile gaze at my face and in return she rarely mutilates me.

  

  James Nicoll
  • Up
  • She
  • Alone

• I can't tell you how many people have asked me to show them Stray Cat Strut and that little diminished run on the C. I guess my brain is wired backwards. I don't know what possessed me to do that, but I did.

  

  Brian Setzer Stray Cats
  • People
  • Brain
  • Cat

• A cat may looke on a King.

  

  John Heywood
  • May
  • King
  • Cat

• In Egypt: Under no conditions, under threat of death could anyone kill a cat. People were exceuted for even killing a cat accidentally. And when a cat died, the whole family, and probably their closest friends, went into mourning, the measure of their personal loss signalled by their shaving off their eyebrows.

  

  Roger Caras
  • Kill
  • Can
  • Anyone

• I heard Tammy say you could be charming. I haven't seen any proof yet." Oh, his cat like that. "I thought I was very charming when I petted you into orgasm." He shot her a look filled with sexual heat. "I plan to do more of that - right after I teach you about keeping secrets.

  

  Nalini Singh
  • Looks
  • Cat
  • Keeping Secrets

• I was drawn to his aloofness, the way cats gravitate toward people who’d rather avoid them.

  

  Rachel Hartman
  • People
  • Way
  • Cat

• Once the government runs out of foreign and private sector bidders for new Treasurys, the Federal Reserve will be the only buyer, and the hyper-inflation cat will be completely out of the bag.

  

  Peter Schiff
  • Running
  • Inflation
  • Bags

• No animal has more liberty than the cat, but it buries the mess it makes. The cat is the best anarchist.

  

  Ernest Hemingway
  • Animal
  • Liberty
  • Mess

• If I could read any person's mind, it would be my cat's.

  

  Kristen Stewart
  • Mind
  • Persons
  • Would

• My high school English teacher in junior year, Dr. Robert Parsons, assigned us some Poe stories, including 'The Black Cat' and 'The Purloined Letter.' Being an animal person, I had trouble with 'The Black Cat!' I got hooked instead by 'The Purloined Letter,' a Poe story with detective C. Auguste Dupin.

  

  Matthew Pearl
  • School
  • High
  • Black

• I've been married for 46 years, and I live in a nice house, my grass is always cut, I pay my bills, and my cat loves me!

  

  Christopher Walken
  • Live
  • House
  • Nice

• I'm a big cat person. It's one of those things that's like, everybody that knows me thinks it's so weirdly apparent and obvious.

  

  Chelsea Leyland
  • Cat

• Don't buy furs: that's No. 1. You can start with that. Then spay and neuter your pets. We destroy millions of them a year. Go to an animal shelter for a cat or dog. And read a book about how to care properly for your particular pet.

  

  Loretta Swit
  • Book
  • Animal
  • Dog

• You can't look at a sleeping cat and be tense.

  

  Jane Pauley
  • Cat

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