Sex Quotes
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Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they're just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base sex humor a lot, and stuff like that.
Aziz Ansari
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Animals fascinate me because you can find a force, an energy, a fear that also exists in sex.
Alexander McQueen
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Sex is like money; only too much is enough.
John Updike
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Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.
Zach Galifianakis
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Sex is the consolation you have when you can't have love.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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Sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll... take out the drugs and you've got more time for the other two.
Steven Tyler Aerosmith
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The key is to remember a sex scene is a scene of dramatic action and psychological development. You need to pay attention to emotion and to a character's self-awareness or lack of self-awareness.
K. M. Soehnlein
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If two people of the same sex fall in love and want to marry, why would our government stand in their way?
Bob Casey, Jr.
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I do support a sex-positive attitude for young people. Use condoms, that's important. I love the idea that promiscuity can be healthy but it's got some dodgy crevasses. Ooh, that's a bad reference! But it's got some dangerous cavities there. You know what I'm saying.
Rachael Taylor
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Here's one, here's one! When my boyfriend and I have sex, his penis sometimes slips out!
Ben Gillies Silverchair
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The thing about drugs and sex is that you lose all your inhibitions. I've had sex in trains, planes, wine bars... and quite a few car parks!
Robbie Williams Take That
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Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.
Marty Feldman
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I just feel like every kid is growing up too fast and they're seeing too much. Everything is about sex, and that's fine for me. I'm not saying I don't like it. But I don't think it should be everywhere, where kids are exposed to everything sexual. Because they have to have some innocence; there's just no innocence left.
Ellen DeGeneres
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I am afraid that this chapter will amply demonstrate the truth of Clarke's 69th Law, viz., 'Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.' In both cases the cure is simple though usually very expensive.
Arthur C. Clarke
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There's really barely any sex in The Westworlds. But there is a lot of nudity. And it was always described to me as being done in a way that was supposed to be kind of sterile and mannequin-like and dehumanizing.
Evan Rachel Wood
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It was a feeling of loyalty to our own sex and an enthusiasm to have every degradation that was put upon our sex removed.
Alice Paul
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We choose our sex, our color, our country, and then we look around for the particular set of parents who will mirror the pattern we are bringing in to work on in this lifetime.
Louise L. Hay
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At certain times I like sex - like after a cigarette.
Jack Roy
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I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table.
Jack Roy
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No age, sex, or condition is above or below the absolute necessity of modesty; but without it one is vastly beneath the rank of man.
Bernard Barton
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I think it's weird that they're trying to make us be negative about 'Sex and the City'... Not HBO, but the press. Really, they're dying for us to say something negative about 'Sex and the City.'
Jennifer Konner
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I love sex as much as I love music, and I think it's as hard to do.
Linda Ronstadt
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Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children. Life is the other way round.
David Lodge
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...I prefer not to have among my guests two people or more, of any sex, who are in the first wild tremours of love. It is better to invite them after their new passion has settled, has solidified into a quieter reciprocity of emotions. (It is also a waste of good food, to serve it to new lovers.)
M. F. K. Fisher