Sex Quotes
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Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they're just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base sex humor a lot, and stuff like that.
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You ever hear guys with small cocks talk about sex? Can't talk about it enough. They even got poems. They'll say, 'It's not the motion of the ocean, it's the boat of the lotion.' I've even heard variants..., it's not the tree or the size, it's the axe that you wax.' It's a whole sub-genre of poetry now that's taught in many of our finer institutions.
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Isn't it interesting how the sounds are the same for an awful nightmare and great sex?
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Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
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Sex is like petrol. It's a galvaniser, a wonderful fuel for starting a relationship.
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Sex is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But, it's usually too battered with rules to be heard, and bound with pretenses so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies. Jim Morrison
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I get all excited when I think that someone's 1-900 sex call from a cell phone might be passing through my body right now.
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You'd have thought they'd have been on about Sir Elton John, and the fantastic goals David has scored which have got us through to the World Cup. But what they were really interested in was that I was holding a bag that had 'Sex' written on it. It's quite bizarre.
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I have never liked bargains when it came to sex.
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Don't marry someone you would not be friends with if there was no sex between you.
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You cannot over estimate how infantile men are about sex! Men are people that have sex BECAUSE they have a headache... or are on fire, or have been shot in the head, or whatever it is!
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Contrary to popular belief, I'm not promiscuous. There does seem to be a mistaken belief out there that I am sexually available somehow which is not to say that I'm not open-minded about sex.
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I'm a big proponent of 'Don't Ask, Don't tell,' in fact, I enforce it strictly on all of my dates. First, I don't ask them for sex, and then I warn them not to tell anyone after I'm through.
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When I started photographing my boyfriend of years ago, Brian, I realised I had no right to photograph other people having sex if I wasn't prepared to take them of myself too
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Buddha was a responsible guy and believed in his monks being responsible, their responsibility would no longer be to their practice or to the sangha, but to their child because that's the only honest way to do it. You can't have it both ways. So anytime a monk would have sex, there was always that possibility and it was a very big deal.
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No sex is wrong, if there's love in it.
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But, you know, sex is controversial, it just is and it always will be.
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I’ve given pure sex appeal very little thought. If I had to think about it I’m sure it would frighten me.
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I would never imagine a mate based on a certain sex or race.
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So sex equals genetic mixing.'
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A ban on same-sex marriage violates the state Constitution's equal protection clause.
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Sex is good. Everybody does it and everybody should.
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Old white guys can be a funny bunch, can't they? The same anti-same-sex marriage, anti-affirmative action cadre can flower into the biggest supporters of 'equality' the minute they get a whiff of minority empowerment.
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Sometimes kissing is better than sex. Especially kissing someone for the first time
