Morning Quotes

I can't believe that women have got to put on so much in the morning. What time do women wake up? Man, I put a t-shirt and jeans on, and that's it.

Brandon T. Jackson
- Up
- Time
- Believe
on being condescended to by a flight attendant Ma'am, when I got up this morning, I didn't wanna be a jackass...you just pushed my jackass button.

Bill Engvall
- Up
- Morning

These men traveling down to the City in the morning, reading their newspapers or staring at advertisements above the opposite seats, they have no doubt of who they are. Inscribe on the placard in place of the advertisement for corn-plasters, Elliot's lines:

Colin Wilson
- Men
- City
- Reading
I worked at this great Toronto bar, Indian Motorcycle. I started off as the grunt. I was the guy who cleaned up the puke and the ashtrays and the garbage. Worked in front from four in the afternoon until four in the morning.

Diego Klattenhoff
- Up
- Great
- Guy
Mobile is a seaport town, and we ate a lot of seafood. We'd go fishing, we'd catch our fish and we'd eat our fish. It was a ritual on Saturday morning for all my family - my grandfather, my brothers, my uncles, my father - to go fishing, and then the ladies of the family would clean the fish and fry them up.

Billy Williams
- Up
- Family
- Father
Morning is when I do all my best work.

Jason Momoa
- Work
- Morning
One thing that I tell people all the time is, 'I'm not going to answer a call from you after nine o'clock at night or before nine o'clock in the morning unless it's an emergency.'

Brené Brown
- People
- Time
- Night
In the morning, when thou art sluggish at rousing thee, let this thought be present; 'I am rising to a man’s work.'

Marcus Aurelius
- Work
- Art
- Present