Toilet Quotes
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I've fixed the toilet. And I've been crawling in claustrophobic places... you have to deal with that when you become a homeowner.
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The Internet is a toilet. It is.
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I do all my interviews on the toilet.
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Where do you get lumpy tiles? Well, of course, you don't. But I get a lot of toilets, and so you just dispatch a toilet with a hammer, and then you have lumpy tiles.
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I've got four kids - I unblock a toilet every day.
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I loved being in Trainspotting and having to dive into the filthiest toilet in Scotland.
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Remember, if you write anything nasty about me, I'll come around and blow up your toilet.
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Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.
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There's no place like home. And there's no toilet like your own.
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If a state's currently in the toilet, this is going to keep it there.
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People think you have this exciting and romantic life, because you project this exciting, romantic life on screen. But in reality you're just doing the same thing as everyone else - you know, sitting around watching TV with your gut hanging out, playing with your kid, or even sitting on the toilet. You know what's weird? Even I'm not that interested in my personal life any more.
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There are only four things in all cleaners - whether it's shampoo, laundry detergent, whatever.You buy them in bulk and you mix them up properly, and they all work. It doesn't matter if they call the stuff ecologically friendly or have dolphins diving around on the label - it still has these damn four things in it. Anything else is just unnecessary additions to make it smell good or color it blue when it goes down the toilet.
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It's now come out just before his record-breaking 100-meter dash, gold medalist Usain Bolt ate at McDonald's. Apparently he timed his meal so when the race started he would have exactly 9.63 seconds to get to a toilet.
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I look at writing and recording like going to the toilet.
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Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot!
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Writing is like masturbating when you have just masturbated. It’s not fun. But it has to be done, or else people would not have anything to read while they sit on the toilet.
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If all you do is talk crap, I'll just flush the toilet.
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Most modern homes are simply uninhabitable without electricity - you couldn't flush the toilet without it. It's a huge dependency situation.
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For some reason, the only Swedish I know how to say is, 'There is no toilet paper.'
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Not to go to the theater is like making one's toilet without a mirror.
