Date Quotes

• Entrance to government cannot be dependent on a date but only when terror and crime carried out by those allied to a political party is gone forever.

  

  Ian Paisley
  • Government
  • Date
  • Dependent

• I shake hands on the first date.

  

  Nargis Fakhri
  • Hands
  • First
  • Date

• All prisons that have existed in our society to date put people away as no human being should ever be put away.

  

  Barbara Deming
  • People
  • Society
  • Date

• I was never a boy magnet at school. There was always the girl all the guys liked and wanted to date, but it was never me.

  

  Taylor Swift
  • School
  • Girl
  • Boy

• No date prefixed directs me in the starry rubric set.

  

  John Milton
  • Date
  • Directs
  • Prefixed

• I would advocate for a later date. That gives everybody enough time to do what needs to be done.

  

  Nancy Allen
  • Date
  • Advocate
  • Later

• Don't forget the prices are so high in theater; it isn't really where a young person can go on a date and buy two tickets and take someone out anymore.

  

  Estelle Parsons
  • Theater
  • Prices
  • Don't Forget

• We want people to be as up to date as possible.

  

  B. R. Hayden
  • People
  • Up
  • Possible

• It's called Valentine's Day, you moron. If you're going to date a human, Dankmar, you need to remember their holidays.

  

  Abbi Glines
  • Human
  • Valentine's Day
  • Moron

• We, Norton I, do hereby decree that the offices of President, Vice President, and Speaker of the House of Representatives are, from and after this date, abolished.

  

  Joshua A. Norton
  • House
  • President
  • After

• I had the endless day, months and months of endless days, and yet my return date bounded this sense of boundlessness, kept it from becoming threatening.

  

  Ben Lerner
  • Date
  • Threatening
  • Boundlessness

• I do not attach too much importance to what astrologers say. In my case, they have never been right. Perhaps, my birth date is inaccurate. Nobody predicted I would be prime minister. Why prime minister? Nobody even predicted I would be chief minister.

  

  P. V. Narasimha Rao
  • Date
  • Astrologers
  • Inaccurate

• I prefer to date younger girls to be more protective.

  

  Zayn Malik One Direction
  • Girls
  • Prefer
  • Date

• If a girl you're on a date with expresses ideals similar to those expressed by social justice bullies, end the date.

  

  Mike Cernovich
  • Girl
  • End
  • Ideals

• I'm not joking. Does anyone want a date?

  

  Ben Gillies Silverchair
  • Want
  • Date
  • Joking

• Good art doesn't really have an expiration date on it. That's something to be happy about, if you're making art.

  

  Devendra Banhart
  • Art
  • Date
  • Expiration

• From the standpoint of observation, then, we must regard it as a highly probable hypothesis that the beginnings of the mental life date from as far back as the beginnings of life at large.

  

  Wilhelm Wundt
  • Mental
  • Hypothesis
  • Large

• Short is my date, but deathless my renown.

  

  Homer
  • Date
  • Deathless
  • Renown

• I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.

  

  Jack Roy
  • Guy
  • Girl
  • Looking For

• What is research but a blind date with knowledge?

  

  Will Harvey
  • Research
  • Market
  • Blindness

• I can't date women my own age any more - I hate going to cemeteries.

  

  Cesar Romero
  • Hate
  • Going To
  • Own Age

• I’m always the one who doesn’t have a date, the one guys walk up to and say, “So, is your friend, you know, with someone?” and I may not be the only girl without someone, but it feels like it sometimes. A lot of the time.

  

  Elizabeth Scott
  • Time
  • Friend
  • Date

• Tonight, some thirty thousand couples will have their first date because of OkCupid. Roughly three thousand of them will end up together long-term. Two hundred of those will get married, and many of them, of course, will have kids. There are children alive and pouting today, grouchy little humans refusing to put their shoes on right now, who would never have existed but for the whims of our HTML.

  

  Christian Rudder
  • Kids
  • Married
  • Whims

• History is not just about the things we like or the people we want to love and admire—a fantasy date with our favorite dead person.

  

  Annette Gordon-Reed
  • History
  • Person
  • Date

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