Date Quotes
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I shake hands on the first date.
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I was never too interested in high school. I mean, I never went to a dance, I never went out on a date, I never went steady. It became pretty awful for me. Except, of course, I could go see bands, and that was the kick. I used to go to Cleveland just to see any band. So I was in love a lot of the time, but mostly with guys in bands that I had never met. For me, knowing that Brian Jones was out there, and later that Iggy Pop was out there, made it kind of hard for me to get too interested in the guys that were around me. I had, uh, bigger things in mind.
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All prisons that have existed in our society to date put people away as no human being should ever be put away.
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No date prefixed directs me in the starry rubric set.
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I was never a boy magnet at school. There was always the girl all the guys liked and wanted to date, but it was never me.
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Don't forget the prices are so high in theater; it isn't really where a young person can go on a date and buy two tickets and take someone out anymore.
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We want people to be as up to date as possible.
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I would advocate for a later date. That gives everybody enough time to do what needs to be done.
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We, Norton I, do hereby decree that the offices of President, Vice President, and Speaker of the House of Representatives are, from and after this date, abolished.
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I had the endless day, months and months of endless days, and yet my return date bounded this sense of boundlessness, kept it from becoming threatening.
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It's called Valentine's Day, you moron. If you're going to date a human, Dankmar, you need to remember their holidays.
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If a girl you're on a date with expresses ideals similar to those expressed by social justice bullies, end the date.
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I do not attach too much importance to what astrologers say. In my case, they have never been right. Perhaps, my birth date is inaccurate. Nobody predicted I would be prime minister. Why prime minister? Nobody even predicted I would be chief minister.
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I prefer to date younger girls to be more protective.
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What is research but a blind date with knowledge?
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I'm not joking. Does anyone want a date?
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Short is my date, but deathless my renown.
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From the standpoint of observation, then, we must regard it as a highly probable hypothesis that the beginnings of the mental life date from as far back as the beginnings of life at large.
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I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.
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History is not just about the things we like or the people we want to love and admire—a fantasy date with our favorite dead person.
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If you're asking for a date, forget it. 'Cause I make it a point not to go out with women who shoot me in the head!
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Good art doesn't really have an expiration date on it. That's something to be happy about, if you're making art.
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I went to a hypnotist. He put me under a spell, and every time I had a craving for a cigarette, I would throw up. It's very embarrassing right after sex. I find it pretty hard to get that second date after that. Girls get all snobby after you barf on them.
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if i was the last person on earth, would you date me?
