Date Quotes

• I can't date women my own age any more - I hate going to cemeteries.

  

  Cesar Romero
  • Hate
  • Going To
  • Own Age

• if i was the last person on earth, would you date me?

  

  Ahn Jae-hyo Block B
  • Person
  • Last
  • Date

• We're fifteen to twenty years out of date in how we think about renewables.

  

  Eric Martinot
  • Think
  • Date

• Enjoy life, it has an expiration date.

  

  Zayn Malik One Direction
  • Life
  • Enjoy
  • Date

• I would date a model, but I would rather marry a fan or a normal person.

  

  Zayn Malik One Direction
  • Model
  • Fan
  • Date

• I went to a hypnotist. He put me under a spell, and every time I had a craving for a cigarette, I would throw up. It's very embarrassing right after sex. I find it pretty hard to get that second date after that. Girls get all snobby after you barf on them.

  

  Norm MacDonald
  • Sex
  • Girls
  • Cigarette

• Consider the fellow. He never spends his time telling you about his previous night's date. You get the idea he has eyes only for you and wouldn't think of looking at another woman.

  

  Marilyn Monroe
  • Think
  • Consider
  • Fellow

• I’m always the one who doesn’t have a date, the one guys walk up to and say, “So, is your friend, you know, with someone?” and I may not be the only girl without someone, but it feels like it sometimes. A lot of the time.

  

  Elizabeth Scott
  • Time
  • Friend
  • Date

• There is an expiry date on blaming your parents for steering you in the wrong direction; the moment you are old enough to take the wheel, responsibility lies with you.

  

  Joanne Rowling
  • Parents
  • Responsibility
  • Direction

• I'm a fabulous date, I make sure I look good, I like hearing what a guy has to say and I make sure the evening is a real laugh. I like to laugh.

  

  Eva Longoria
  • Laugh
  • Hearing
  • Make Sure

• I wouldn't date a girl with a bad attitude. I'm 'Mr. Positive.

  

  Nick Jonas Jonas Brothers
  • Girl
  • Attitude
  • Date

• The writer must proudly consent to bear his own date, knowing that there are no masterpieces in eternity, but only works in history, and that they survive only to the degree that they have left the past behind them and heralded the future.

  

  Alain Robbe-Grillet
  • Future
  • Writer
  • Date

• Repeat after me: I only invest my energy into people who invest in me. I only date people who intentionally want to get to know me. I do not chase people and try to convince them to like me.

  

  Amy Chan
  • People
  • Relationships
  • Convince

• I've always seen actresses who constantly date their leading men or somebody they co-star with, and I've been the opposite. Once I act with you, I feel like you're my brother.

  

  Eva Longoria
  • Brother
  • Actresses
  • Leading men

• I believe that if you go on a date and get to second base and then you go home alone and rub one out, that's like runs batted in.

  

  Arj Barker
  • Home
  • Alone
  • Date

• There are plenty of younger people who are a lot more mature than older men and women, and who are such go-getters that they're more successful than people twice their age, they're more ready to date an older partner than you guessed.

  

  April Masini
  • People
  • Age
  • Date

• When guys come over to date my daughter, I'm going to tell them, "I want you to go out and have a very good time with my daughter. I want you to enjoy yourself and have her home on time. If you abuse her in any way, I'm going to kill your mother and father, cut your back open, pull out your spine, and leave you in a wheelchair so you can think about what you did for the rest of your life. Now, go out and have a good time!

  

  Conrad Dobler
  • Daughter
  • Guys
  • Tell

• If you go out on a date, for the first date, a guy should pay, a guy should be respectful and, you know, I'm not saying roll out a red carpet, but, like, open the door and just be polite and just have common courtesy. I don't think that's too much to ask.

  

  Carly Aquilino
  • Guy
  • Date
  • Courtesy

• I suppose it is a bit of a date that we're having at the moment. As is usually the case you don't get married on a first date, you've got to go out a few times before you make any big decisions.

  

  Aidy Boothroyd
  • Moment
  • Decisions
  • Date

• Men date. Women have relationships.

  

  Cathy Guisewite
  • Men
  • Women
  • Relationships

• My favorite date movie is Scarface. There's nothing like taking a woman to see Scarface. It gets the panties off quick.

  

  Eddie Griffin
  • Movie
  • Woman
  • Panties

• People are self-conscious at first. But it gets better as we kind of dance with each other... it's like a date, in a way. We get more comfortable together. The best pictures are usually the last ones.

  

  Nicholas Nixon
  • Best
  • Pictures
  • Date

• Good design doesn't date. Bad design does.

  

  Paul Rand
  • Bad
  • Design
  • Date

• For five guys from Sheffield who didn't know shit about anything, being in a band was like winning the lottery. Suddenly you didn't have to beg for a date anymore - they'd come up to you.

  

  Joe Elliott Def Leppard
  • Band
  • Date
  • Lottery

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