Date Quotes
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I've always seen actresses who constantly date their leading men or somebody they co-star with, and I've been the opposite. Once I act with you, I feel like you're my brother.
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I went to a hypnotist. He put me under a spell, and every time I had a craving for a cigarette, I would throw up. It's very embarrassing right after sex. I find it pretty hard to get that second date after that. Girls get all snobby after you barf on them.
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No decision has been made to date. The commissioner and I continue to meet with representatives of the groups and there will be an official announcement when the decision is made.
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Good art doesn't really have an expiration date on it. That's something to be happy about, if you're making art.
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I can't date women my own age any more - I hate going to cemeteries.
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Short is my date, but deathless my renown.
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For five guys from Sheffield who didn't know shit about anything, being in a band was like winning the lottery. Suddenly you didn't have to beg for a date anymore - they'd come up to you.
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There are plenty of younger people who are a lot more mature than older men and women, and who are such go-getters that they're more successful than people twice their age, they're more ready to date an older partner than you guessed.
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I wouldn't date a girl with a bad attitude. I'm 'Mr. Positive.
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I would date a model, but I would rather marry a fan or a normal person.
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What is research but a blind date with knowledge?
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We're fifteen to twenty years out of date in how we think about renewables.
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if i was the last person on earth, would you date me?
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I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.
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Enjoy life, it has an expiration date.
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I'm a fabulous date, I make sure I look good, I like hearing what a guy has to say and I make sure the evening is a real laugh. I like to laugh.
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History is not just about the things we like or the people we want to love and admire—a fantasy date with our favorite dead person.
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Consider the fellow. He never spends his time telling you about his previous night's date. You get the idea he has eyes only for you and wouldn't think of looking at another woman.
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The writer must proudly consent to bear his own date, knowing that there are no masterpieces in eternity, but only works in history, and that they survive only to the degree that they have left the past behind them and heralded the future.
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I believe that if you go on a date and get to second base and then you go home alone and rub one out, that's like runs batted in.
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My favorite date movie is Scarface. There's nothing like taking a woman to see Scarface. It gets the panties off quick.
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I don't date women my age. There aren't any.
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I always want to sleep on the third date.
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When guys come over to date my daughter, I'm going to tell them, "I want you to go out and have a very good time with my daughter. I want you to enjoy yourself and have her home on time. If you abuse her in any way, I'm going to kill your mother and father, cut your back open, pull out your spine, and leave you in a wheelchair so you can think about what you did for the rest of your life. Now, go out and have a good time!
