Date Quotes
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Good design doesn't date. Bad design does.
Paul Rand
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For five guys from Sheffield who didn't know shit about anything, being in a band was like winning the lottery. Suddenly you didn't have to beg for a date anymore - they'd come up to you.
Joe Elliott Def Leppard
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I went to a hypnotist. He put me under a spell, and every time I had a craving for a cigarette, I would throw up. It's very embarrassing right after sex. I find it pretty hard to get that second date after that. Girls get all snobby after you barf on them.
Norm MacDonald
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Good art doesn't really have an expiration date on it. That's something to be happy about, if you're making art.
Devendra Banhart
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No decision has been made to date. The commissioner and I continue to meet with representatives of the groups and there will be an official announcement when the decision is made.
Bob DuPuy
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I can't date women my own age any more - I hate going to cemeteries.
Cesar Romero
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Short is my date, but deathless my renown.
Homer
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There are plenty of younger people who are a lot more mature than older men and women, and who are such go-getters that they're more successful than people twice their age, they're more ready to date an older partner than you guessed.
April Masini
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I wouldn't date a girl with a bad attitude. I'm 'Mr. Positive.
Nick Jonas Jonas Brothers
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I'm a fabulous date, I make sure I look good, I like hearing what a guy has to say and I make sure the evening is a real laugh. I like to laugh.
Eva Longoria
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I would date a model, but I would rather marry a fan or a normal person.
Zayn Malik One Direction
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I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.
Jack Roy
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What is research but a blind date with knowledge?
Will Harvey
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We're fifteen to twenty years out of date in how we think about renewables.
Eric Martinot
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if i was the last person on earth, would you date me?
Ahn Jae-hyo Block B
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Enjoy life, it has an expiration date.
Zayn Malik One Direction
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History is not just about the things we like or the people we want to love and admire—a fantasy date with our favorite dead person.
Annette Gordon-Reed
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Consider the fellow. He never spends his time telling you about his previous night's date. You get the idea he has eyes only for you and wouldn't think of looking at another woman.
Marilyn Monroe
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I believe that if you go on a date and get to second base and then you go home alone and rub one out, that's like runs batted in.
Arj Barker
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The writer must proudly consent to bear his own date, knowing that there are no masterpieces in eternity, but only works in history, and that they survive only to the degree that they have left the past behind them and heralded the future.
Alain Robbe-Grillet
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I don't date women my age. There aren't any.
Milton Berle
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I always want to sleep on the third date.
Blake Butler
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I've never really dated actresses except when I was really young.
Stephen Dorff
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My favorite date movie is Scarface. There's nothing like taking a woman to see Scarface. It gets the panties off quick.
Eddie Griffin