Date Quotes
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I went to a hypnotist. He put me under a spell, and every time I had a craving for a cigarette, I would throw up. It's very embarrassing right after sex. I find it pretty hard to get that second date after that. Girls get all snobby after you barf on them.
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I can't date women my own age any more - I hate going to cemeteries.
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Good art doesn't really have an expiration date on it. That's something to be happy about, if you're making art.
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I've always seen actresses who constantly date their leading men or somebody they co-star with, and I've been the opposite. Once I act with you, I feel like you're my brother.
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Good design doesn't date. Bad design does.
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I would date a model, but I would rather marry a fan or a normal person.
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No decision has been made to date. The commissioner and I continue to meet with representatives of the groups and there will be an official announcement when the decision is made.
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What is research but a blind date with knowledge?
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There are plenty of younger people who are a lot more mature than older men and women, and who are such go-getters that they're more successful than people twice their age, they're more ready to date an older partner than you guessed.
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We're fifteen to twenty years out of date in how we think about renewables.
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I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.
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History is not just about the things we like or the people we want to love and admire—a fantasy date with our favorite dead person.
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if i was the last person on earth, would you date me?
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Enjoy life, it has an expiration date.
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I'm a fabulous date, I make sure I look good, I like hearing what a guy has to say and I make sure the evening is a real laugh. I like to laugh.
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For five guys from Sheffield who didn't know shit about anything, being in a band was like winning the lottery. Suddenly you didn't have to beg for a date anymore - they'd come up to you.
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I wouldn't date a girl with a bad attitude. I'm 'Mr. Positive.
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Consider the fellow. He never spends his time telling you about his previous night's date. You get the idea he has eyes only for you and wouldn't think of looking at another woman.
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The writer must proudly consent to bear his own date, knowing that there are no masterpieces in eternity, but only works in history, and that they survive only to the degree that they have left the past behind them and heralded the future.
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I believe that if you go on a date and get to second base and then you go home alone and rub one out, that's like runs batted in.
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I don't date women my age. There aren't any.
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When guys come over to date my daughter, I'm going to tell them, "I want you to go out and have a very good time with my daughter. I want you to enjoy yourself and have her home on time. If you abuse her in any way, I'm going to kill your mother and father, cut your back open, pull out your spine, and leave you in a wheelchair so you can think about what you did for the rest of your life. Now, go out and have a good time!
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My favorite date movie is Scarface. There's nothing like taking a woman to see Scarface. It gets the panties off quick.
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I've never really dated actresses except when I was really young.
