Ham Quotes
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Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
Jack Benny -
I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.
Lucille Ball
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In Germany, salads are assemblies of ham and mayonnaise, not trendy tossed leaves.
Rachel Johnson -
Ham is undoubtedly one of the most universally beloved of meats, at least in those parts of the world where it's not prohibited.
Kate Christensen -
Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich... My mother's is the best. I've tried many times to make these sandwiches on my own, but it's never the same.
Andy Roddick -
Clearly a black man's life is not worth a ham sandwich.
Michael Steele -
Art is like ham-it nourishes people.
Diego Rivera -
I'm not a musician - I'm a ham.
Ozzy Osbourne Black Sabbath
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Troubles cured you salty as a country ham, smoky to the taste, thick-skinned and tender inside.
Marge Piercy -
One wit, like a knuckle of ham in soup, gives a zest and flavour to the dish, but more than one serves only to spoil the pottage.
Tobias Smollett -
I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich.
Dara O Briain -
I think a band that doesn't have a sense of humor can come up with their own take on whimsy.Kind of lead-footed and ham-handed, but I think just all the better for that.
Michael McKean