Doctor Quotes
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You know what, I've always been a smarty-pants, and the only thing that goes wrong now is that people know that I play a doctor on TV and so they quickly call me out on the fact that I really think I am a doctor.
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Even when I'm playing a lawyer or a doctor, I want to play a person. A human being.
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I always wanted to be a fireman, a cop, an Indian chief, a doctor, a lawyer. I always wanted to be all these things, so I am drawn to these kinds of characters.
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Any doctor keeps a list of possible remedies available.
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What doctor does not need platform heels and dark black eyeliner to treat their patients?
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The day I found out, the day I got my mammogram and the doctor told me I had breast cancer, it was mid-November.
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I knew that nobody but a luckless man could ever need a doctor in the face of a cyclone.
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The doctor should be opaque to his patients and, like a mirror, should show them nothing but what is shown to him.
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I'd like to have every gentleman and lady in this room commit themselves to get our government to legalize drugs, so they have to get it through a doctor, not just some gangsters who sell it under the table. Let's legalize drugs like they did in Amsterdam. No one's hiding or sneaking around corners to get it. They go to a doctor to get it.
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Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee.
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I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee!
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One day in Auschwitz I became so dispirited that I couldn't carry on. They had given me a beating, which wasn't exactly a pleasant experience. It was on a Sunday, and I said: 'I can't get up'. Then my comrades said: 'That's impossible, you have to get up, otherwise you're lost'. They went to a Dutch doctor, who worked with the German doctor. He came to me in the barracks and said: 'Get up and come to the hospital barracks early tomorrow morning. I'll talk to the German doctor and make sure you are admitted'. Because of that I survived.
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Hospice means end-of-life care. The admission ticket is a diagnosis from a doctor that you have six months or less to live.
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My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
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No doctor has ever healed anyone of anything in the history of the world. The human immune system heals and that's the only thing that heals.
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I told my doctor I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin.
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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
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With my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him I want a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don't need one.
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Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm.
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My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.
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I think that I had better go, Holmes." "Not a bit, doctor. Stay where you are. I am lost without my Boswell.
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My breast cancer was caught very early thanks to my doctor a wonderful woman named Elsie Giogi, who just recently passed away after practicing medicine into her 80's. At the time, she had suggested I go for a baseline mammogram before age 40 because I had fibrocystic breasts. The mammogram discovered a tiny tumor, and it was so small that they were able to take it out very easily. I had a lumpectomy. Unfortunately, they did miss a little of the cancer, and two years later I had a mastectomy. But hey, I'm here, I'm alive, and I'm going to live to be 100!
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My mom devotes so much of her time toward me. She's an artist, and my father is a doctor. I've been brought up in what you might call a pretty conventional family.
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I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
