Doctor Quotes
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You know what, I've always been a smarty-pants, and the only thing that goes wrong now is that people know that I play a doctor on TV and so they quickly call me out on the fact that I really think I am a doctor.
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Even when I'm playing a lawyer or a doctor, I want to play a person. A human being.
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Any doctor keeps a list of possible remedies available.
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I always wanted to be a fireman, a cop, an Indian chief, a doctor, a lawyer. I always wanted to be all these things, so I am drawn to these kinds of characters.
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What doctor does not need platform heels and dark black eyeliner to treat their patients?
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I knew that nobody but a luckless man could ever need a doctor in the face of a cyclone.
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The day I found out, the day I got my mammogram and the doctor told me I had breast cancer, it was mid-November.
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The doctor should be opaque to his patients and, like a mirror, should show them nothing but what is shown to him.
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I'd like to have every gentleman and lady in this room commit themselves to get our government to legalize drugs, so they have to get it through a doctor, not just some gangsters who sell it under the table. Let's legalize drugs like they did in Amsterdam. No one's hiding or sneaking around corners to get it. They go to a doctor to get it.
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I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee!
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Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee.
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My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
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Hospice means end-of-life care. The admission ticket is a diagnosis from a doctor that you have six months or less to live.
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One day in Auschwitz I became so dispirited that I couldn't carry on. They had given me a beating, which wasn't exactly a pleasant experience. It was on a Sunday, and I said: 'I can't get up'. Then my comrades said: 'That's impossible, you have to get up, otherwise you're lost'. They went to a Dutch doctor, who worked with the German doctor. He came to me in the barracks and said: 'Get up and come to the hospital barracks early tomorrow morning. I'll talk to the German doctor and make sure you are admitted'. Because of that I survived.
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No doctor has ever healed anyone of anything in the history of the world. The human immune system heals and that's the only thing that heals.
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I told my doctor I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin.
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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
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With my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him I want a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don't need one.
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I was diagnosed with an early, early stage of prostate cancer. I was almost a vegetarian then. I was heading that direction. What pushed me over the edge, was the doctor who did the diagnosis. He said in a discussion about prostate cancer that he had never seen a vegetarian with prostate cancer. And this is not a holistic doctor, this is a regular, mainstream doctor. And I was just blown away.
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My breast cancer was caught very early thanks to my doctor a wonderful woman named Elsie Giogi, who just recently passed away after practicing medicine into her 80's. At the time, she had suggested I go for a baseline mammogram before age 40 because I had fibrocystic breasts. The mammogram discovered a tiny tumor, and it was so small that they were able to take it out very easily. I had a lumpectomy. Unfortunately, they did miss a little of the cancer, and two years later I had a mastectomy. But hey, I'm here, I'm alive, and I'm going to live to be 100!
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My mom devotes so much of her time toward me. She's an artist, and my father is a doctor. I've been brought up in what you might call a pretty conventional family.
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Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm.
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My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.
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I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
