Valentine's Day Quotes
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In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares?
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Some McDonald's restaurants are taking reservations on Valentine's Day. They are getting a lot of tables for one.
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Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.
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I've always had horrible Valentine's Days.
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It's called Valentine's Day, you moron. If you're going to date a human, Dankmar, you need to remember their holidays.
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She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash.
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Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce.
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Every day is Valentine's Day! I'm a hopeless romantic.
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Feminism is a political mistake. Feminism is a mistake made by women's intellect, a mistake which her instinct will recognize.
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The only time Valentine's Day has any bearing on my life is when I'm dating someone, or if I'm in a relationship. I would call Valentine's Day the path of least resistance. If I buy you gifts, take you out to dinner, then you won't bust my balls. That is Valentine's Day in a nutshell.
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so I love you because I know no other way than this: where I does not exist, nor you, so close that your hand on my chest is my hand, so close that your eyes close as I fall asleep.
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Representative Chris Lee was forced to resign after sending a shirtless picture of himself to a woman on Craigslist. On the bright side, he DID surprise his wife for Valentines Day.
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On Valentine's day, I'm doing a show with an orchestra. We're doing a show with all standards for the Children's Hospital in Charleston.
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No one will know what you mean by saying that 'God is love' unless you act it as well.
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That's one of those things about being a computer science major: Valentine's Day is just another day.
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It was a nice way to remember a child on Valentine's Day. These are children who have been removed from their homes, so it was extra special.
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The 30-year-old male is about as far away from Valentine's Day as you can get in the human experience.
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I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.
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On Valentine's Day, the Spirit Club plastered the school with red streamersand pink balloons and red and pink hearts. It looked like Clifford the Big Red Dog ate a flock of flamigoes and then barfed his guts up.
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Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot.
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All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express.
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On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.
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My best Valentine's Day was when someone gave me a teddy bear. It was a really, really big bear!
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Something that's of common interest to every man, woman and child on the planet must surely be the notion of 'Peace'. Without 'Peace' we cannot survive. Valentine's Day is on the 14 February. Christmas Day is on the 25 December. Peace Day has been established by the United Nations on the 21 September, and the whole world is invited to participate.
