Valentine's Day Quotes
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In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares?
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Some McDonald's restaurants are taking reservations on Valentine's Day. They are getting a lot of tables for one.
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Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.
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She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash.
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Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce.
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The only time Valentine's Day has any bearing on my life is when I'm dating someone, or if I'm in a relationship. I would call Valentine's Day the path of least resistance. If I buy you gifts, take you out to dinner, then you won't bust my balls. That is Valentine's Day in a nutshell.
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Every day is Valentine's Day! I'm a hopeless romantic.
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It's called Valentine's Day, you moron. If you're going to date a human, Dankmar, you need to remember their holidays.
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Feminism is a political mistake. Feminism is a mistake made by women's intellect, a mistake which her instinct will recognize.
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Representative Chris Lee was forced to resign after sending a shirtless picture of himself to a woman on Craigslist. On the bright side, he DID surprise his wife for Valentines Day.
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On Valentine's day, I'm doing a show with an orchestra. We're doing a show with all standards for the Children's Hospital in Charleston.
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so I love you because I know no other way than this: where I does not exist, nor you, so close that your hand on my chest is my hand, so close that your eyes close as I fall asleep.
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No one will know what you mean by saying that 'God is love' unless you act it as well.
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It was a nice way to remember a child on Valentine's Day. These are children who have been removed from their homes, so it was extra special.
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I've always had horrible Valentine's Days.
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That's one of those things about being a computer science major: Valentine's Day is just another day.
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The 30-year-old male is about as far away from Valentine's Day as you can get in the human experience.
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I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.
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On Valentine's Day, the Spirit Club plastered the school with red streamersand pink balloons and red and pink hearts. It looked like Clifford the Big Red Dog ate a flock of flamigoes and then barfed his guts up.
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Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot.
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All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express.
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On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.
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My best Valentine's Day was when someone gave me a teddy bear. It was a really, really big bear!
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Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife.
