Masturbation Quotes
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The only shame in masturbation is the shame of not doing it well.
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Masturbation is good for the right arm.
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Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil.
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I wanna go south and get some more. Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine, they say I better stop or I'll go blind.
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I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor Karen Berger. She told me, 'There's no masturbation in the DC Universe.' To which my reaction was, 'Well that explains a lot about the DC Universe.'
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They are this horrible thing where you are distorted. The chin is too big, the head is too small. No, this is electronic masturbation.
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Bouldering is like masturbation: not as good as the real thing but you don't need to worry about your protection.
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Drawing and masturbation were the first sacred experiences I remember.
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Virtual sex, no matter how realistic, was really nothing but glorified, computer-assisted masturbation.
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My mother never talked about sex. I was on the Dr. Ruth Westheimer show once - this is years and years and years ago - and it was her Mother's Day show. And I didn't know what we were going to talk about but what she decided we were going to talk about was female masturbation. My mother had invited all her girlfriends. And you know these were all women in their late seventy's maybe they were in their eighty's by then and then and they were horrified because Dr Ruth had a little she had a little chart up you know "female masturbation".
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It’s disgusting. On trains, the number of those people doing that strange masturbation-like gesture is multiplying.
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I jerk off 'til I bust blood.
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Just like unrestrained economic liberalism, and for similar reasons, sexual liberalism produces phenomena of absolute pauperization. Some men make love every day; others five or six times in their life, or never. Some make love with dozens of women, others with none. It’s what’s known as ‘the law of the market’… In a totally liberal sexual system certain people have a varied and exciting erotic life; others are reduced to masturbation and solitude.
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What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.
