Wallet Quotes

• The waiters' eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate my wallet – paté, Whitstable oysters, a sole, and a favorite salad of the Nizam of Hyderabad made of shredded five-pound notes.

  

  S. J. Perelman
  • Eyes
  • Notes
  • Wallet

• When you first open Niall [Horan]'s wallet, the first thing you see is a picture of Justin Bieber and a picture of us.

  

  Liam Payne One Direction
  • Picture
  • Wallet
  • Justin

• Ah, yes, divorce … from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.

  

  Robin Williams
  • Divorce
  • Latin
  • Genitals

• It tastes like somebody stole my wallet. Ya know?

  

  Gerard Way My Chemical Romance
  • Somebody
  • Tastes
  • Stole

• My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

  

  Jack Roy
  • Father
  • Picture
  • Carries

• I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought.

  

  Jack Roy
  • Dad
  • Picture
  • Ugly

• An alcoholic will steal your wallet and lie to you. A drug addict will steal your wallet and then help you look for it.

  

  David Sheff
  • Help
  • Addict
  • Alcoholic

• I don't like the George Costanza-style wallet.

  

  Mike D The Beastie Boys
  • Style
  • Like
  • Wallet

• One can understand a person by the way he removes his wallet and puts his hand to take out money.

  

  Boman Irani
  • Money
  • Wallet
  • Removes

• I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms.

  

  Aziz Ansari
  • Couple
  • Condom
  • Caps

• Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.

  

  Kathy Lette
  • Art
  • Beholder
  • Wallet

• One day, observing a child drinking out of his hands, he cast away the cup from his wallet with the words, "A child has beaten me in plainness of living."

  

  Diogenes
  • Child
  • Beaten
  • Wallet

• There was a time in L.A. when I drove to 7-Eleven to go grocery shopping, and I locked my keys in my car, which wasn't insured. My wallet was in there, and I couldn't call AAA, because I only had $7 in my bank account. It was one of those moments where I was like, 'O.K., I literally have nothing right now.

  

  Whitney Cummings
  • Time
  • Moments
  • Nothing

• Our peak selling season is just coming up. The idea that 3G customers will give us a higher share of their wallet is coming true.

  

  Arun Sarin
  • Idea
  • Share
  • Wallet

• How'd you get in here?" She raised her eyebrows. “You pick pockets.” Kat watched his hand fly to his back pocket. “I can pick locks. Looking for this?” she asked, holding up his wallet. “Oops. Maybe I can pick pockets too.

  

  Ally Carter
  • Pockets
  • Wallet
  • Eyebrow

• Hollywood is a dirty temptress that has stolen my wallet way too many times. It's a great town, but at the same time, it's a hustle.

  

  Alexandra Shipp
  • Hollywood
  • Wallet
  • Temptress

• Pablo gave me gifts any billionaire gives his girlfriend: a crocodile wallet, a trip. I imagine that Trump gave Melania wallets.

  

  Virginia Vallejo
  • Gifts
  • Trip
  • Wallet

• A batch of credit cards fattens a wallet before it thins it.

  

  Evan Esar
  • Wallet
  • Credit Cards
  • Thins