Wife Quotes
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Before 'Lucky Louie,' nobody would ever cast me to play a mom or a wife; nobody ever saw me in that role, which is weird, since that's who I really am.
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I have a beautiful, young wife who sings and dances, so there's a lot of duetting going on at my house.
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My wife and I love to travel, so if we don't have work on either her or my birthday, we definitely travel.
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Turning the heat up on the red carpet while still looking like a lady isn't as easy as it sounds. Too much va-va-voom, and a girl can look like she just stepped out of 'Jersey Shore.' Too little, and she'll look like a sister wife.
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My wife will tell you that if you feel my hands before I walk on for a performance, you could chill a bottle of wine.
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There ain't no sort of orse that I ain't bred, and no sort of dorg. Orses and dorgs is some men's fancy. They're wittles and drink to me - lodging, wife, and children - reading, writing, and Arithmetic - snuff, tobacker, and sleep.
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I had pretty much raised my kids and my first wife and I were divorced, so I began, in earnest, to start my musical career again. Going for the big record deal and all of that.
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I'm the wife Spike Lee deserves. A white woman, which he says he would never be with, so let's get someone really white. I am Spike Lee's wife from Hell. I'm white and weird and I won't pay enough attention to him. If he does any more of those angry interviews, I'm going to write him and see if he wants the wife he deserves.
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My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
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I hope you guys are up for a fight. I hope you guys are game because I haven’t been putting up with 19 months of airplanes and hotel food and missing my babies and my wife - I didn’t put up for that stuff just to come in second.
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My wife volunteered her services as Red Cross nurse, insisting upon being sent to the front, in order to be as near me as could be, but it developed later that no nurse was allowed to go farther than the large troop hospitals far in the rear of the actual operations.
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My wife is so funny and talented and never lets anybody fail next to her.
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Give us a chance to show you that those so-called protective laws to aid women - however well intentioned originally - have become in fact restraints, which keep wife, abandoned wife, and widow alike from supporting her family.
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A real man loves and respects his wife and is not only a good father but a man that his kids want to call 'Daddy.'
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An ex-wife is a woman with a crick in the neck from looking back over her shoulder at her matrimony.
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I have one computer that my wife gave me. All I know how to do, and I do it every day, is play Spider Solitaire. And I don't have a cell phone.
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Derogatory against women - it seems that Trump is not too keen about having women around him, maybe except for his wife and daughter.
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So, Huelsenbeck has put our feud in print - HA HASo he sneers at my bourgeois home - my childwho cries, who has to be changed and fedSo he laughs at my solid wife - that she's no Anna Bloom...
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I'm really close with Dave Coulier and his wife Melissa. My family and I go over there for barbeques, for dinners, Super Bowl parties.
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Tell your wife often how terrific she looks.
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Work takes me away from my wife, Sue, and my life in Santa Barbara.
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Only in country music can you compare an old pickup truck and an old guitar to your wife and turn it into a love song... Thank God for country music.
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The two most frightening words in Washington are 'bipartisan consensus.' Bipartisan consensus is when my doctor and my lawyer agree with my wife that I need help.
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My wife is the sweetest, most even-keeled person ever. A mood swing to her is like, 'Oh, I'm uncomfortable.'
