Wife Quotes
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I'm constantly falling deeper in love with my wife.
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My wife and I ran through 'Justified' in, like, a day. And that is such a funny, amazing show.
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When I was 20, 21 years old, I had just got married. Put yourself in my wife's shoes. All of these fans all across the world would have Donny Osmond burning - record-burning parties. They would put my albums and burn them.
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He once thought it himself, that he might die with grief: for his wife, his daughters, his sisters, his father and master the cardinal. But pulse, obdurate, keeps its rhythm. You think you cannot keep breathing, but your ribcage has other ideas, rising and falling, emitting sighs. You must thrive in spite of yourself; and so that you may do it, God takes out your heart of flesh, and gives you a heart of stone.
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I tried to get people at 'South Park' into 'Downton Abbey,' and it didn't work. I think they were like, 'Downton Abbey?' What?' And I kinda made a big plea in the writer's room, like, 'Guys, you should really watch it. It's good. It's addicting. My wife and I are obsessed with it.'
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My wife and I love to travel, so if we don't have work on either her or my birthday, we definitely travel.
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Fortunately, for the first 20 years in my career, I didn't have any other responsibilities outside of myself. I didn't have a wife and kids, so I could afford to sort of barely scrape by, to do theater.
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I learned to cook in self-defense. My wife doesn't know what a kitchen is. In the first month of our marriage, she broiled lamb chops 26 nights in a row. Then I took over. I used to mind her not caring about food, but no more - as long as I can eat what I want.
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My wife likes me to point out that she puts our daughter down to sleep more often than I do, which gives me time to write stupid books about it.
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I go light on breakfast. Sometimes it's a yogurt, but a lot of times it's leftovers from one of my wife's dinners.
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I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track.
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There was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.
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On my wedding day, I gifted my wife a platinum ring.
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That's very hard to define. I guess, commitment. I don't believe in love at first sight. I'm in love with my wife, but I don't always feel the same level of love. Your emotions go up and down. The strongest love is between family members, and ultimately, it boils down to commitment.
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I timed my previous wife's pregnancy to the moment to have my son born on Bob Dylan's 50th birthday. There is no bigger Bob Dylan fan than me. You don't just time the day and impregnate your wife to get your kid to be born on Bob Dylan's 50th birthday.
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When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
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The two most frightening words in Washington are 'bipartisan consensus.' Bipartisan consensus is when my doctor and my lawyer agree with my wife that I need help.
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I have a beautiful, young wife who sings and dances, so there's a lot of duetting going on at my house.
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He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows.
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The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
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Work takes me away from my wife, Sue, and my life in Santa Barbara.
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This just hasn't quite fit in, but I think I'll be playing here every year because my wife loves this spot. She said we're coming here every year, and that's fine by me.
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I'm lucky to have been blessed with a great family and a wonderful Christian wife.
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I've got four kids to feed and a wife to provide for. It's a worry but a great responsibility as well and one I relish.
