Wife Quotes
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My favorite road trip ever is when my wife and I took an RV around the country. We just had the best time.
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My wife Lorrie actually looked in the dictionary to see what the definition was of heroism because it had been used so much. She found at least one definition is someone who chooses to put themselves at risk to save another.
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I learned to cook in self-defense. My wife doesn't know what a kitchen is. In the first month of our marriage, she broiled lamb chops 26 nights in a row. Then I took over. I used to mind her not caring about food, but no more - as long as I can eat what I want.
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A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table, than when his wife talks Greek.
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My wife and I ran through 'Justified' in, like, a day. And that is such a funny, amazing show.
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My wife used to tell me one of my best qualities was that my feet don't smell, but I remember my brother's did when we were kids.
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Fortunately, for the first 20 years in my career, I didn't have any other responsibilities outside of myself. I didn't have a wife and kids, so I could afford to sort of barely scrape by, to do theater.
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I'm lucky to have been blessed with a great family and a wonderful Christian wife.
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I go light on breakfast. Sometimes it's a yogurt, but a lot of times it's leftovers from one of my wife's dinners.
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He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows.
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My wife likes me to point out that she puts our daughter down to sleep more often than I do, which gives me time to write stupid books about it.
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On my wedding day, I gifted my wife a platinum ring.
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I hope you guys are up for a fight. I hope you guys are game because I haven’t been putting up with 19 months of airplanes and hotel food and missing my babies and my wife - I didn’t put up for that stuff just to come in second.
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I have a beautiful, young wife who sings and dances, so there's a lot of duetting going on at my house.
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That's very hard to define. I guess, commitment. I don't believe in love at first sight. I'm in love with my wife, but I don't always feel the same level of love. Your emotions go up and down. The strongest love is between family members, and ultimately, it boils down to commitment.
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The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
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I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track.
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There was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.
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Work takes me away from my wife, Sue, and my life in Santa Barbara.
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I tried to get people at 'South Park' into 'Downton Abbey,' and it didn't work. I think they were like, 'Downton Abbey?' What?' And I kinda made a big plea in the writer's room, like, 'Guys, you should really watch it. It's good. It's addicting. My wife and I are obsessed with it.'
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My wife is short, and my two kids are also small.
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When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
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What second love could she Olympias make out of her ruined first love? The second love that most women make out of their first love for husbands grows from a mutual and tacit sadness in both husband and wife that he is only in rare moments the man both would like him to be.
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My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit.
