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		Our imagination is stretched to the utmost, not, as in fiction, to imagine things which are not really there, but just to comprehend those things which are there.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Richard Feynman
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		Whether statistics be an art or a science... or a scientific art, we concern ourselves little. It is the basis of social and political dynamics, and affords the only secure ground on which the truth or falsehood of the theories and hypotheses of that complicated science can be brought to the test.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Adolphe Quetelet
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I think that could be perhaps a little misleading and even our statistics can mislead people at the times though they are not misleading in themselves. It is just that people get mislead
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Norman Tebbit
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		The Government are very keen on amassing statistics - they collect them, add them, raise them to the nth power, take the cube root and prepare wonderful diagrams.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Josiah Stamp
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		According to the statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds. I don't know who this fellow is, but I know where to find him.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Morey Amsterdam
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		If your experiment needs statistics, you ought to have done a better experiment.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Ernest Rutherford
			
		
	
	
  
	 
	
		
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		I cannot resist making the observation that some people use statistics as a drunk uses a lamppost - more to lean on than for illumination.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Alfred E. Perlman
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		It doesn't matter how fast your modem is if you're being shelled by ethnic separatists.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				William Gibson
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I live by statistics, so if look at U.S. Census statistics regarding families making over $100,000 dollars a year, 93% of them have broadband internet at home.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				David L. Cohen
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		Insight is not the same as scientific deduction, but even at that it may be more reliable than statistics.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Anthony Standen
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom's apple pie.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Harry Reasoner
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		Statistics, one may hope, will improve gradually, and become good for something. Meanwhile, it is to be feared the crabbed satirist was partly right, as things go: "A judicious man," says he, "looks at Statistics, not to get knowledge, but to save himself from having ignorance foisted on him."
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Thomas Carlyle
			
		
	
	
  
	 
	
		
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		Any statistics can be extrapolated to the point where they show disaster.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Thomas Sowell
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		If you want to inspire confidence, give plenty of statistics. It does not matter that they should be accurate, or even intelligible, as long as there is enough of them.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Lewis Carroll
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		Statistics on religious affiliation are notoriously slippery: the government isn't allowed to gather such data, and the membership claims of religious organizations aren't entirely reliable.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Stephen J. Dubner
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		You read statistics all the time like, "13 million people are at risk because of the severe drought in East Africa," but I think those kinds of numbers fall on deaf ears - there's so much devastation in the world, that it's a bit overwhelming for people.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Scarlett Johansson
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		There are statistics out that say 20 year olds, 18 years olds think about sex 90 percent of the time. They only don't think about sex when they're eating, and that's rare.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				William H. Macy
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I could ask the Phillies to keep me on to add to my statistics, but my love for the game won't let me do that.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Mike Schmidt