Statistics Quotes
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Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts.
Richard Feynman
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There are statistics out that say 20 year olds, 18 years olds think about sex 90 percent of the time. They only don't think about sex when they're eating, and that's rare.
William H. Macy
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All those statistics that you are gathering about your own experiences and about others are only about how somebody has flowed Energy. It isn't about any hard fast reality.
Esther Hicks
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A judicious man looks at Statistics, not to "get knowledge, but to save himself from having ignorance foisted 'on him".
Thomas Carlyle
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Statistics compiled by the German Federal Motor Transport Authority highlight how successfully we have reduced fuel consumption. A few years ago, the CO2 emissions for the BMW brand were at well over 200 grams per kilometer. In 2009, that number was at 159 grams. This puts us below our direct competitors.
Norbert Reithofer
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Statistics Fiction in its most uninteresting form.
Evan Esar
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Statistics is a science which ought to be honourable, the basis of many most important sciences; but it is not to be carried on by steam, this science, any more than others are; a wise head is requisite for carrying it on.
Thomas Carlyle
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Be as happy as you want to be in a world gone mad. Be as safe as you want to be in a world that is afraid of everything. Be as healthy as you want to be in a world that is mostly sick. Don't let the statistics that someone else created affect you.
Esther Hicks
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Of all the statistics in health, death is the easiest, because you can go out and ask people, "Hey, have you had any children who died, did your siblings have any children who died?" People don't forget that.
Bill Gates
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There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up and the kind you make up.
Rex Stout
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In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.
Stephen Leacock
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Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
Evan Esar
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Why would anyone be interested in my little personal story if we can do without Homer's or Shakespeare's? Someone who truly loves literature is like a person of faith. The believer knows very well that there is nothing at all at the bureau of vital statistics about the Jesus that truly counts for him.
Elena Ferrante
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The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics.
Evan Esar
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It is necessary for the very existence of science that minds exist which do not allow that nature must satisfy some preconceived conditions.
Richard Feynman
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We all know that Americans love their statistics - in sport, obviously. And in finance too.
Evan Davis
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It seems obvious to me that the more queer books there are in the wolrd, the more queer kids we reach with the message that they are not alone, the fewer LGBT kids become one of these grim statistics.
Ellen Wittlinger
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In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.
Norm MacDonald
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The various estimates of the height of the true summit vary considerably, but by taking an average of these figures it is possible to say confidently that the summit of Rum Doodle is 40,000 1/2 feet above sea level.
William Ernest Bowman