- 
	
	There are people who are able to plan their career, their future, but I've never had any talent for that. I just do things and hope for the best. Say yes, take a chance, and sometimes it's terrific and sometimes it's not.   
- 
	
	I've always played comedy. My background is musical comedy theatre, and that's really where my training is.   
- 
	
	I don't play lovers. I wish I did. At least once I'd like to have a crack at one of those guys. A heartbreaker. Some people are born to it. I'm not.   
- 
	
	I think if you do something effectively whether you're the lover or the comic or the action guy or the villain like I play; movies are very expensive to make. Chances are you'll get asked to play that part again.   
- 
	
	I never know when I am being funny, and the other way too. I don't think you can think about that. I don't think you can try to be funny. Some people are just funny.   
- 
	
	I look for good possibilities in movies. I don't look for perfection.   
- 
	
	Some people can do things and get away with it. Comics are famously like that. Why is it that some guys can say the most horrible things and it's not offensive, it's funny?   
- 
	
	When I was a kid, I worked in the circus. It was a touring circus that was owned by a man named Terrell Jacobs. It was just one big tent, and he was a lion tamer. He didn't have any kids, but the bit was that I would dress up as his son in an identical outfit.   
- 
	
	I used to be prettier than I am, but I think I look better now. I was a pretty boy. Particularly in my early movies. I don't like looking at them so much. There's a sort of pretty thing about me.   
- 
	
	I have always refused to do something that has offended me. I have been offered potential roles that are totally vulgar.   
- 
	
	People come up to me all the time in New York. Not for autographs, but to talk about movies, often in a very scientific way.   
- 
	
	The best thing for me is, when I'm not working, is to be at home and to have a script or two scripts is better, and to be just walking around the house and just thinking about the lines.   
- 
	
	I've been to Chicago a lot - it's one of my favorite places. My wife is from Chicago, and I worked in the theater there a lot.   
- 
	
	As an actor, I'm rather hit and miss; I throw a lot out there, and some of it works and some of it doesn't.   
- 
	
	The thing about cooking is it's so interesting to watch. I don't know why, but if you go to somebody's house and they're making something, they usually say interesting things while they're cooking.   
- 
	
	One thing that's happened to me is I've been around a long time and I've played a lot of villains and so forth. I think it had to do with, well one thing is that I looked younger than I was for a long time. Now I think I'm suddenly starting to play people's father.   
- 
	
	I make movies that nobody will see. I've made movies that even I have never seen.   
- 
	
	I have this theory about words: There’s a thousand ways to say 'Pass the salt.' It could mean, you know, 'Can I have some salt?' or it could mean, 'I love you.' It could mean 'I’m very annoyed with you' – really, the list could go on and on. Words are little bombs, and they have a lot of energy inside them.   
- 
	
	In England, and all over Europe, and all over the world, actors act until they die. They get old, really old, and they're still working. They just keep doing it.   
- 
	
	I think that sometimes when they see me in a movie they expect me to be something nasty. I mean, I play a lot of villains and you show up and they think maybe... That's why it's good to defy expectations sometimes.   
- 
	
	And I think that when I play these villains, maybe what is different is that the audience sees me play these and they know that that's Chris and he's having fun and he knows that and he knows that and you know that and everybody knows that.   
- 
	
	I've been married for 46 years, and I live in a nice house, my grass is always cut, I pay my bills, and my cat loves me!   
- 
	
	You do something on television, and so many people see it that it follows you around. It's interesting. I've done a couple of things on TV, and probably more people saw me than in all the movies I've made.   
- 
	
	I think the fact that I was raised in show business, in New York City, in the '50s, that's affected my personality to the point that I'm a little different.   
