Charlie Brooker Quotes
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You can tell a lot about a person by the way they treat waiters and shop assistants, especially when you are one.
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Rather than setting yourself a New Year's resolution, why not simply pick a reason for hating yourself for the next 365 days? Takes less time, and it's easier to stick to.
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The fashion industry is the worst possible vessel for conveying an ethical message about anything.
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People tend to think I'm a lot more earnest than I am.
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When it comes to something like Brexit, I am part of the liberal-media London bubble, and so, to me, voting to leave was madness. My perspective was that it was cutting off your nose to spite your face.
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You can't press a button to make Phil Mitchell jump over a turtle and land on a cloud (unless you've recently ingested a load of military-grade hallucinogens, in which case you can also make him climb inside his own face and start whistling colours).
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It's a remarkable pace of which things change and adapt, and it's hard for us to keep up with as a species.
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Youth fare aside, I have generally always been interested in what's going on culturally.
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Oh good, this is hardly ever on.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, which is a pity because this week the National Association of Beholders wrote to tell me that I've got a face like a rucksack full of dented bells.
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In summary, our world is doomed.
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I think the problem we have as apes is we're asking far bigger questions than we could possibly process.