Chelsea Handler Quotes
Some people have a phobia of midgets. They're, like, scared of them. I have the opposite - I see them, and I want to hold them down, cuddle them, be like, 'Come here, you little nugget. Who's your mommy now?' So cute!
Chelsea Handler
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Broadway is really my life.
Vanessa Williams
By the end of high school, I would do shows at the theater at night and then take the train home and go to school the next morning.
Zach Woods
Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
Oscar Wilde
Since we can't count on the meat, egg, and dairy industries to protect animals from the most egregious forms of cruelty, what can we, as consumers, do? Opting out of paying someone to allow animals to die in a barn fire or at the slaughterhouse seems pretty reasonable.
Ingrid Newkirk
There is, hidden or flaunted, a sword between the sexes till an entire marriage reconciles them.
C. S. Lewis
My mum was a child minder, but now she fosters. My dad was in the police force, and now he's a private detective.
Finn Jones
As awful as crime can be, it's what happens afterward - the struggling to get out of bed, to put one foot in front of the other - that alters people.
Karin Slaughter
I'm at the age most people are sending their kids off to college.
Laura Lippman
Actors, after all, dream.
Nastassja Kinski
I don't stop at my past; I like new work. I like what I'm doing tomorrow.
Patrick Demarchelier
If you're taking an antidepressant, it's working, and you're not experiencing side effects, go on taking it. But if it's not working, or not working well enough, or if you have side effects you don't like, talk to your doctor about an alternative approach.
Irving Kirsch
One knows less about one's own destiny than about anything else on earth.
Gabrielle Roy
Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones.
Don Rickles
That's one of the great things about comedy: we can - and should - say the things that other people aren't supposed to say. If we didn't do that, if we didn't push against those limits, we'd just be standing around onstage and yelling.
Zach Galifianakis
Every week, as a staff, you put a plan together and put your players in position to make plays.
Jeff Fisher
'Beauty is truth, truth beauty,' - that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
John Keats
If you can't define a winning exit strategy for the American people, where we somehow come out ahead, then we're wasting our money, and we're wasting our strategic resources.
Jon Huntsman, Jr.
Some people have a phobia of midgets. They're, like, scared of them. I have the opposite - I see them, and I want to hold them down, cuddle them, be like, 'Come here, you little nugget. Who's your mommy now?' So cute!
Chelsea Handler
