Chelsea Handler Quotes
Quotes to Explore
-
Let's judge a man on what he's done.
-
I've spent so many years talking about poverty and economic justice, I'm strongly tempted to get biblical. Jesus' teachings are so radical; they're just insanely generous and apocalyptic. Christians become more fascinated by the dead Jesus. They don't like the living Jesus.
-
I've got Asperger's syndrome and I'm not a very good people person, so I've always been more comfortable around machinery. Not in a weird way - I don't want to marry my car or anything stupid like that!
-
I was a big 'Battlestar Galactica' fan and 'Star Trek' fan. I grew up watching those.
-
I think you have to keep a childlike quality to play music or make a record.
-
Alan Rickman's Hans Gruber is the greatest bad guy in a movie ever.
-
It is much more difficult to measure nonperformance than performance.
-
Losing a child is probably the singular most horrible thing.
-
I work eight hours a day, but I'm not writing all that time. I'm thinking, editing, looking something up. Thinking is what I do a lot of.
-
I still keep my accent.
-
I'm a chubby middle-aged white guy with short hair. I think that's it, really. I kind of have a look. Right now, I'm not fat enough to be the fat friend, but I'm not thin enough to be the leading man, so I look like a cop.
-
The patterns of big-band music are smooth and classical. It's got to be fresh. The brass section should crackle, like the sound of eggs being dropped into hot grease.
-
Every time I work on a new set, I take whatever I can from it and learn as much as I can around the people who I am working with.
-
Small Faces were really a soul band as far as we were concerned. That's what we listened to; that's what we played, you know? We were pretty much based on Booker T. and the M.G.'s.
-
I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.
-
Your plays are always personal. You can't help seeing yourself in the serial killer you've just written. But they get less specifically personal.
-
I've made up my mind. I'll take my court martial.
-
If you don't shop smart, you get a little trendy.
-
My whole life I've had the fear that I was going to be abandoned.
-
I'm really rubbish with technology; I'm super backward! I think I got a mobile phone last out of all my friends. I really worried about people being able to get hold of me at any time - I really hated that idea.
-
Painting is really good fun, I have always enjoyed it. As long as I paint what I want with the freedom that I enjoy, I never tire.
-
Di quel color che per lo sole avversonube dipigne da sera e da mane,vid' îo allora tutto 'l ciel cosperso.
-
People used to say my son looked like a Mexican Biggie. And when he was first born, memories of Biggie... you know, we didn't always have the greatest days. For at least half the length of our marriage we were separated, so everyday was definitely not a good day.
-
I do think about marriage, but it's not the end-all goal.
