Chelsea Handler Quotes
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Let's judge a man on what he's done.
Barbara Bush -
I've spent so many years talking about poverty and economic justice, I'm strongly tempted to get biblical. Jesus' teachings are so radical; they're just insanely generous and apocalyptic. Christians become more fascinated by the dead Jesus. They don't like the living Jesus.
Barbara Ehrenreich -
I've got Asperger's syndrome and I'm not a very good people person, so I've always been more comfortable around machinery. Not in a weird way - I don't want to marry my car or anything stupid like that!
Gary Numan -
I was a big 'Battlestar Galactica' fan and 'Star Trek' fan. I grew up watching those.
Sam Heughan -
Alan Rickman's Hans Gruber is the greatest bad guy in a movie ever.
Ike Barinholtz -
It is much more difficult to measure nonperformance than performance.
Harold S. Geneen
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Losing a child is probably the singular most horrible thing.
Laura Schlessinger -
I work eight hours a day, but I'm not writing all that time. I'm thinking, editing, looking something up. Thinking is what I do a lot of.
Barbara Taylor Bradford -
I still keep my accent.
Samantha Fox -
I'm a chubby middle-aged white guy with short hair. I think that's it, really. I kind of have a look. Right now, I'm not fat enough to be the fat friend, but I'm not thin enough to be the leading man, so I look like a cop.
Aaron Douglas -
Every time I work on a new set, I take whatever I can from it and learn as much as I can around the people who I am working with.
Sammi Hanratty -
I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.
Oscar Wilde
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Your plays are always personal. You can't help seeing yourself in the serial killer you've just written. But they get less specifically personal.
Laura Wade -
I've made up my mind. I'll take my court martial.
Eddie Slovik -
My whole life I've had the fear that I was going to be abandoned.
Halle Berry -
No industry in living memory has collapsed faster than daily print journalism.
P. J. O'Rourke -
I don't care how popular I am. I'm not putting myself out there to run for higher office.
Nancy Pelosi -
As long as I'm learning every day of my life, I will never feel old. Never. And I don't feel old; I feel in my head and in my heart - I don't know, ageless!
Pat Mitchell
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I cuss like a sailor; I smoked cigarettes for many years but quit and have never looked back; also, I ride a motorcycle... in Los Angeles... so there ya go.
Keith Coogan -
From the intrinsic evidence of his creation, the Great Architect of the Universe now begins to appear as a pure mathematician.
James Jeans -
My grandmother was energetic and fearless - a talented poet and songwriter. She was also interested in chemistry and history and medicine, taking care of the people in her hacienda in Mexico, delivering babies. She could have become anything, but this was the 1930s, and she was forced into an arranged marriage.
Salma Hayek -
I was born to be married. I just feel comfortable there. I love the idea of being partnered for ever. I love my girlfriend, we've been best friends since I was 18. There's not a thing we haven't been through except for marriage... We've had talks about what we would name our kids since we were in our 20s.
Mary Beth Patterson -
Woolf is an important writer for me, someone I read often and who forms part of my ideal of what literature can do.
Garth Greenwell -
I do think about marriage, but it's not the end-all goal.
Chelsea Handler