Chelsea Handler Quotes
Quotes to Explore
-
The law of sacrifice is uniform throughout the world. To be effective it demands the sacrifice of the bravest and the most spotless.
-
We had a good time mucking about during 'Band of Brothers' when we were young and single.
-
You get to a point where you really can't manage more artists, because representing artists takes a lot of time.
-
Some people feel that what we're doing makes no sense, that it's just a waste of money. But it's working.
-
If we cut up beasts simply because they cannot prevent us and because we are backing our own side in the struggle for existence, it is only logical to cut up imbeciles, criminals, enemies, or capitalists for the same reasons.
-
My parents wanted us to be well-rounded individuals and really have the American experiences as richly as one can.
-
Virtual reality is a tough sell for a software developer. They have to convince investors that not only are they going to build a good game, which is what they normally have to do, they have to convince them that it's going to be a good game and that virtual reality will be successful.
-
I find myself gravitating towards drama. It interests me. In the books I read, the paintings I like, it's always the darker stuff.
-
If you learn one thing from having lived through decades of changing views, it is that all predictions are necessarily false.
-
The stakes are high on every film now because there's the opening weekend. The first week is extremely crucial; increasingly, films are being judged in terms of opening day, opening weekend, then first week. People are going berserk promoting their films.
-
When people are poor, they find ways of making things taste like fish.
-
My father didn't know his last name. My father got his last name from his grandfather, and his grandfather got it from his grandfather who got it from the slavemaster.
-
I kept hiding my smile in pictures throughout middle school and most of high school until picture day came my senior year.
-
I figured out early on what I wanted to do.
-
Perhaps no place in any community is so totally democratic as the town library. The only entrance requirement is interest.
-
As a society, we've evolved, and we've recognized that the American family structure has undergone enormous changes. Divorce is all around us, and who among us doesn't know someone who is divorced or has been impacted by divorce. It's not as scandalous as it was.
-
The U.N.'s impartiality allows it to negotiate and operate in some of the toughest places in the world. And time and again, studies have shown that U.N. peacekeeping is far more effective and done with far less money than what any government can do on its own.
-
Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures.
-
To commit a successful murder must be very much like bringing off a conjuring trick.
-
De lo que tomo, tomo de más o de menos, no tomo lo justo. Lo justo no me sirve.
-
There is no right religion, and no one can prove that there is.
-
I feel equal parts lucky and scared anytime I get a job.
-
I don't know how much more what I've done is any more important than what Ella Fitzgerald did. Ella crossed those lines, as did George Benson before me. There've been lots of people who brought a pop audience to jazz because they were able to link the two and give people easy access to the world of jazz.
-
There's a lot of pretty funny women out there.
