Chelsea Handler Quotes
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3D prefers you to use wider lenses because when things are out of focus, and yet it's in 3D, it bothers you.
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I view myself primarily as a trial lawyer who happens to be writing, as opposed to a writer who happens to be a trial lawyer, so the audience is like a jury to me.
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I detest flying anywhere. Left to my own devices, I'd never leave my keyboard.
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The notion of self-care for people who have hundreds of millions of dollars, it doesn't seem like a radical thing.
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We all serve a purpose. My purpose isn't to be rejected. My purpose isn't to think small or to be introverted. This door closed is literally pushing me to the next door.
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Fear may very well be a caveman fear of the predator, of the giant lizard chasing them - maybe that's what Steven Spielberg connects with so well in Lost World.
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Amen is not the end of a prayer, it just gets us ready to go to the next level.
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I decided it was time to pay tribute to my own songs, to give them the opportunity to mature and be adult.
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I definitely would not do a reality show.
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The federal government has not been effective enough monitoring and surveilling bad guys.
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Dancing doesn't have a language.
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I love going to the local market and seeing friends that I grew up with... and having conversations. I love the community of Bayonne.
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It's easier to poke holes in an idea than think of ways to fill them. And it's easier to focus on the 100 reasons you shouldn't do something rather than the one reason you should.
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The wisdom and experience of older people is a resource of inestimable worth. Recognizing and treasuring the contributions of older people is essential to the long-term flourishing of any society.
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No good poem, however confessional it may be, is just a self-expression. Who on earth would claim that the pearl expresses the oyster?
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I don't think you can mix classical music and reggae. It's not possible. But some producer in, like, Norway is going to put it together.
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Lifespan extension has never really been a goal of aging science, nor should it.
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I still get butterflies when I'm doing a runway show. The music starts, you're wearing these gorgeous clothes and your nervous about your high heels, if your shoes are going to break, if your going to slip or do something wrong.
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When we look at a thing, we must examine its essence and treat its appearance merely as an usher at the threshold, and once we cross the threshold, we must grasp the essence of the thing; this is the only reliable and scientific method of analysis.
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I needed my life as a springboard for my fiction. I have to have something solid under my feet when I write. I'm not a fantasist. I bounce up and down on the diving board, and I go into the water of fiction. But I've got to begin in life so I can pump life into it throughout.
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There was a lot of improvisation on 'Step Brothers.' I remember it being really frightening, and it took me a long time to get used to it and grow to be able to hold my own. But I remember when it was done feeling like, 'I don't know if I ever want to go back to working another way.'
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I'm 33...before AC/DC I've played in a lot of bands in Australia. You're never too old to rock and roll.
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Who would marry me anyway? I'm a handful.
