Chelsea Handler Quotes
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3D prefers you to use wider lenses because when things are out of focus, and yet it's in 3D, it bothers you.
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I view myself primarily as a trial lawyer who happens to be writing, as opposed to a writer who happens to be a trial lawyer, so the audience is like a jury to me.
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I detest flying anywhere. Left to my own devices, I'd never leave my keyboard.
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The notion of self-care for people who have hundreds of millions of dollars, it doesn't seem like a radical thing.
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We all serve a purpose. My purpose isn't to be rejected. My purpose isn't to think small or to be introverted. This door closed is literally pushing me to the next door.
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Fear may very well be a caveman fear of the predator, of the giant lizard chasing them - maybe that's what Steven Spielberg connects with so well in Lost World.
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Amen is not the end of a prayer, it just gets us ready to go to the next level.
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I decided it was time to pay tribute to my own songs, to give them the opportunity to mature and be adult.
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I definitely would not do a reality show.
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The federal government has not been effective enough monitoring and surveilling bad guys.
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Never put a sock in a toaster.
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Dancing doesn't have a language.
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I love going to the local market and seeing friends that I grew up with... and having conversations. I love the community of Bayonne.
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It's easier to poke holes in an idea than think of ways to fill them. And it's easier to focus on the 100 reasons you shouldn't do something rather than the one reason you should.
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The wisdom and experience of older people is a resource of inestimable worth. Recognizing and treasuring the contributions of older people is essential to the long-term flourishing of any society.
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No good poem, however confessional it may be, is just a self-expression. Who on earth would claim that the pearl expresses the oyster?
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I don't think you can mix classical music and reggae. It's not possible. But some producer in, like, Norway is going to put it together.
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Lifespan extension has never really been a goal of aging science, nor should it.
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We do not know, in most cases, how far social failure and success are due to heredity, and how far to environment. But environment is the easier of the two to improve.
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Be pretty if you can, be witty if you must, but be gracious if it kills you.
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Any man that is saved and sanctified can feel the fire burning in his heart, when he calls on the name of Jesus.
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You just go for it and see what works. There are no rules.
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It was to apologize, and apologizing means he remembers what happened, and that means being trapped in a nightmare that’s already come true.
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Who would marry me anyway? I'm a handful.
