Chelsea Handler Quotes
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I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness because it shows me the stars.
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Irrespective of any political party, I am a supporter of good people who want to do something for the society.
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I don't think that any political party should claim Jesus as being a part of a political party.
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I'm a Canadian. Outside Canada I carry the flag. Canadian nationalism isn't as insidious as American nationalism, though. It's good natured. It's all about maple syrup, not war.
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I never made a mistake in grammar but one in my life and as soon as I done it I seen it.
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I'm a rabid Steelers fan: I'm originally from Pittsburgh. So if the Giants or Pittsburgh are playing, the rest of Sunday is all about food and football.
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That was one of those moments where I felt so confident. I played three matches in the same day.
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I got beat up up in Texas because my bootlaces were the wrong color.
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I don't believe in writer's block.
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Making music is fantastic.
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My life has taken me down several different paths I never expected it to take me down. Not in a million years.
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Two cheers for Democracy; one because it admits variety, and two because it permits criticism.
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I happen to be the kind of reader who, if I like something, I don't want it to end.
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I grew up in war and saw the United Nations help my country to recover and rebuild. That experience was a big part of what led me to pursue a career in public service. As Secretary-General, I am determined to see this organization deliver tangible, meaningful results that advance peace, development and human rights.
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Get Miramax to send me down to Australia. I'd like to see it.
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It's an unfortunate reality of life that toxins are constantly building up in our bodies.
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As an actor, I have casting issues. I'm a minority. I don't have trouble making a living, but as far as being on the food chain of the pecking order of actors, I'm not at the top of it. With the jobs that I do, there are always control issues with directors and producers.
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I am really addicted to music.
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I had a clear idea about what time is till I was asked to explain it and ceased to understand it altogether as soon as I began explaining it.
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I feel like people are funny, and women are people, so I'm sick of the distinction.
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I went to a public high school and most of the comedy was coming from the black kids and the Asian kids and the Hispanic kids. And, the coolest kids to me where always the black kids. They were always fashion forward and they always dressed the coolest. They were always the best dancers, and just the coolest people.
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Strangely, I have a huge aversion to movies that try to teach healthy people an abusive lesson about the darkness in the world.
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There are some rappers out there that I listen to, that I'm like: "You are really good but you could be like the Michael Jordan of rap if you applied yourself." There's a lot of people who are better at basketball than Michael Jordan, but Michael Jordan just wanted to be Michael Jordan, more.
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Some people think Hollywood is shallow. I find that it's home.
