Kathy Griffin Quotes
When you perform for the Army, they want dick jokes and they want em now!
Kathy Griffin
Quotes to Explore
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I'd realize it's not worth our time to worry. You do your best, and God will put the right people in your path.
Taya Kyle
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I used to run away from school to my village. But later, I went to the U.S. for studies and lost touch.
Randeep Hooda
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Tax cuts are like sex: When they are good, they are very, very good. And when they are bad, they are still pretty good.
M. Stanton Evans
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One day my wife went and saw the accountant and said she's pulling the plug. She said you guys are done. I said, how bad can it be? 10 grand? She said you're not even close. It came out to almost $50,000 in alcohol for two months.
Zakk Wylde
Black Label Society
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To put meaning in one's life may end in madness, But life without meaning is the torture Of restlessness and vague desire-It is a boat longing for the sea and yet afraid.
Edgar Lee Masters
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It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words, like 'What about lunch?'
A. A. Milne
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Having the book-club army embrace you is a gift that keeps giving for years.
Christina Baker Kline
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One of my earliest memories, movie-related or otherwise, is of seeing a man dunking a man's head in a toilet on television, and my mom telling me that this is what would happen to me if I ever joined the Army. It wasn't until my senior year in high school that I would discover that this was a scene from 'The Great Santini,' starring Robert Duvall.
David Lowery
Camper Van Beethoven
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Come, Benjamin, put your arm around me and we shall be comfortably one, mon semblable-mon frère!
John Banville
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I like characters where there's something going on and something to make him real. If you find out what somebody cares about, all of a sudden, the whole world opens up.
William Fichtner
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I chose you," he said simply. "All of the fish of me turned toward you at once.
Catherynne M. Valente
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When you perform for the Army, they want dick jokes and they want em now!
Kathy Griffin