Chris Hardwick Quotes
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I am a freelancer. My services are available to anyone at any time.
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The lifeblood of YouTube is sharing.
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In the end, all that time I spent in the 'Star Wars' universe fostered galaxies of creativity and made me a better person here on Earth, because it taught me that everyone counts. That's why I can sincerely and with a straight face say: 'May the Force be with you.'
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Real philosophy is like trying to read an alarm system installation manual in Korean.
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I've been out of work so many times in my life that relying too much on just one job is terrifying.
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Our mandate at Nerdist is that we only get involved with nice people around things that we love. We have the luxury of being in the demographic that we're programming for.
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Any time you're lucky enough to get on a show people watch, it's a good thing.
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I think the mistake a lot of people make with new media is they just focus on one thing. But any one thing - just doing podcasts or just having a website or just doing television - isn't enough anymore.
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Bowling really was a big American sport in the '50s, '60s, and '70s, and then it kind of died off in the '80s.
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You can't throw money at the Internet to make it work - it really is all about the quality of the content.
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For me personally, I have a fear of, 'If I stop, I'm going to die.' If I stop doing the things that are enriching to me or creatively exciting to me or if I stop creating, then I feel stagnant. If something isn't growing, it's dying.
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I think for a lot of people, bowling is sort of a joke. But I love it, and it means a lot to me, so any chance to help promote it or celebrate it or not make the hackiest jokes - 'Bowlers are like plumbers and they wear the craziest shirts!' - I'm way into.
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Comic-Con is nerd Christmas. People go wanting to have fun.
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I had a personal blog, but why does anyone care that I went shopping for hats?
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I learned not to confuse 'busy' with 'productive,' but I'm still far too addicted to email to resist its early-morning digital snuggles.
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Some people learn comedy, and some people just are comedy.
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Any nerd who grew up around the time that I did, BBC programming was a treasure chest for us.
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The 'Hipster Nerds' like stuff because they hate it. It's like they ironically like it.
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Comedy club audiences pay up to $25 per person and another fistful of cash to cover a two-drink minimum, so when they don't like something, they let you know - with silence.
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I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult.
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Like lycanthropy, the nerd gene can skip a generation. My maternal grandfather was a technophile.
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The podcast movement was really a creative survival mechanism for standup comics.
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When comedians get successful, the fans that they have aren't the fans they would hang out with. I don't have that problem.
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My best friend, Wil Wheaton, identifies himself as a geek.