Daniel Handler Quotes
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Maybe 10 times a year I'll do a corporate date, but no casinos or no nightclubs or no comedy clubs.
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And I mean I never doubt anybody's record.
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About three months before a contest, I drink a lot of water. I start to drink a lot of water.
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People constantly describe me as a formalist or even a minimalist, but I'm not really bothered with the rules of painting or the history of painting. My approach is that everything is mine. I take what I can use from wherever, and then I forget where I've taken it from. But there is no point me making anything that looks like anyone else's.
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I keep wondering at night, 'Will I have a bank the next morning, or will some technology company be doing banking without needing a bank?'
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I believe the National Park Service has demonstrated strong partnerships geared towards respecting the private property of citizens in its administering of the current Trail of Tears National Historic Trail and will continue to do so upon the addition of the routes.
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My mother is a beautiful writer. Writing letters back and forth with her was an athletic endeavor, and it became something I really looked forward to.
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In the South, we drink the Bible with our mother's milk.
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To me, adventure has always been to me the connections and bounds you create with people when you're there. And you can have that anywhere.
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I go on a good many adventure-type trips. Whenever I go on one, it's always potentially going to be the setting for one of my books. I pay more attention to certain aspects than some other people might. Sometimes I use them, sometimes I don't. Most of the books I write are based on experiences I've had to some extent.
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Good satire comes from anger. It comes from a sense of injustice, that there are wrongs in the world that need to be fixed. And what better place to get that well of venom and outrage boiling than a newsroom, because you're on the front lines.
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We live in a society that is powered by fossil fuels, but for the meantime, we're in it. Maybe there's, like, five people living in the woods off-grid, but they're spending all their time maintaining that, and they don't have much time left over for anything else.
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There is a huge crisis of employment in America, in the Western world in general.
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The painting develops before my eyes, unfolding its surprises as it progresses. It is this which gives me the sense of complete liberty, and for this reason I am incapable of forming a plan or making a sketch beforehand.
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This family at Barbour, they've made me feel very welcome.
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Music isn't selling like it used to, but the one thing you can't steal or download is a live show experience or a T-shirt.
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I do believe that I deserve what I have. I don't think I'm entitled to it. That's a big difference.
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I just think, certainly for live music it should look as good as it sounds.
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What art ought to do is tell stories which are moment-by-moment wonderful, which are true to human experience, and which in no way explain human experience.
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We have no right ever to forget that psychological warfare is a struggle for winning people's minds.
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I have a very large forehead. I have a pronounced skull. Maybe producers think that there is a lot going on up in there.
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I guess I'm a pretty curious person. I like doing new things. I like being challenged. I'm competitive. Trying to beat my personal best.
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For every door the computers have closed they have opened a new one.
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Get out of my way, you cakesniffers! -Carmelita Spats
