Daniel Tosh Quotes
I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
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After the success of my first album and the success of 'Flow Joe' kind of faded, I was struggling to make some money and make ends meet.
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If you are lucky enough to find something that you love, and you have a shot at being good at it, don't stop, don't put it down.
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The hatred Muslim extremists feel against the West feeds on certain conflicts in the world.
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I don't get star-struck at all.
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I have dedicated many years to economic study, up to the Ph.D. level, to analyze and understand the inherent weaknesses of aid and why aid policies have consistently failed to deliver on economic growth and poverty alleviation.
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Any government that has a sincere desire for reform and progress should understand the benefit of objective and constructive criticism.
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I have a trophy case that contains all the action figures ever made of me. It also has items I've stolen from my movies, like three guns and holsters from 'Serenity'.
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I've always loved writing, and the impulse for me is storytelling. I don't sit down and think: 'What political message can I sell?' I love the creativity of it.
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If your contribution has been vital there will always be somebody to pick up where you left off, and that will be your claim to immortality.
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Being a gal, people can be a bit patronizing. 'Oh, look at you using the computer.' They would never say that to a boy. And I don't let them do it to me.
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You learn so much on set; I don't know if you learn as much anywhere else as you do when you're on set, working.
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War has been good to me from a financial standpoint but I don't want to make money that way. I don't want blood money.
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I'll tell you something: my dad was a nuclear engineer and he was really bright, and I've always said that because of negotiating at such a young age with my dad, it was really such a gift because I could then negotiate with very difficult personalities - and not end up being the scapegoat. I learned to really pick and choose my battles.
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There are two sides to being pregnant. There is the beautiful, wonderful blessing side. The second side - it sucks!
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I technically have two last names, which is a lot of fun when you're making airline reservations.
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I've been designing since I was 8. I started sketching dresses I could wear when skating. I was always involved in all aspects of skating, not just the technique, the choreography, the music, but the visual aspects, too - what I should wear.
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I think the impulse took shape in early childhood when I was very ill with lymphoma for a number of years. I spent a lot of time in hospitals and sick-rooms, being read to by various relatives, and I learned to associate books with love and attention.
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The magic of landing my first role on Broadway went 'poof' in a matter of a few weeks.
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People ask me how could I go from country to jazz. It's been a natural convergence for me.
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I guess it's ridiculously romantic, but I wanted to be a full tilt, sink-or-swim writer.
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"Love one another": No command is simpler; no command more difficult.
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Censorship is advertising paid by the government.
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There is another ground of hope that must not be omitted. Let men but think over their infinite expenditure of understanding, time, and means on matters and pursuits of far less use and value; whereof, if but a small part were directed to sound and solid studies, there is no difficulty that might not be overcome.
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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
