Daniel Tosh Quotes
I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
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After the success of my first album and the success of 'Flow Joe' kind of faded, I was struggling to make some money and make ends meet.
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If you are lucky enough to find something that you love, and you have a shot at being good at it, don't stop, don't put it down.
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The hatred Muslim extremists feel against the West feeds on certain conflicts in the world.
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I don't get star-struck at all.
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I have dedicated many years to economic study, up to the Ph.D. level, to analyze and understand the inherent weaknesses of aid and why aid policies have consistently failed to deliver on economic growth and poverty alleviation.
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Any government that has a sincere desire for reform and progress should understand the benefit of objective and constructive criticism.
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I have a trophy case that contains all the action figures ever made of me. It also has items I've stolen from my movies, like three guns and holsters from 'Serenity'.
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I've always loved writing, and the impulse for me is storytelling. I don't sit down and think: 'What political message can I sell?' I love the creativity of it.
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If your contribution has been vital there will always be somebody to pick up where you left off, and that will be your claim to immortality.
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Being a gal, people can be a bit patronizing. 'Oh, look at you using the computer.' They would never say that to a boy. And I don't let them do it to me.
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Personally, it was a big honor for me meeting so many families of the fallen soldiers and hearing their stories.
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You learn so much on set; I don't know if you learn as much anywhere else as you do when you're on set, working.
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War has been good to me from a financial standpoint but I don't want to make money that way. I don't want blood money.
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Yes, my parents are strict about me having a childhood. I go ice skating and sledding, and swimming in the summer.
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But I have never wanted to be a singer, because the exterior part of a career, I don't like very much.
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I'll tell you something: my dad was a nuclear engineer and he was really bright, and I've always said that because of negotiating at such a young age with my dad, it was really such a gift because I could then negotiate with very difficult personalities - and not end up being the scapegoat. I learned to really pick and choose my battles.
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There are two sides to being pregnant. There is the beautiful, wonderful blessing side. The second side - it sucks!
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I technically have two last names, which is a lot of fun when you're making airline reservations.
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Life is a zoo in a jungle.
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I think as humans we do want to control our relationships, and you can't. It's probably better that you can't. That wouldn't be a real relationship, and we'd never learn and grow.
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Religion has ever been anti-human, anti-woman, anti-life, anti-peace, anti-reason and anti-science. The god idea has been detrimental not only to humankind but to the earth. It is time now for reason, education and science to take over.
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I hope to show girls that eating smart, without giving up their favorite foods, can help them be their best in all areas of their lives.
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The thrill I got discovering Buster Keaton when I was growing up was so exciting. He was one of the greats.
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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
