Keegan-Michael Key Quotes
If you look at any successful skit comedy show, ever, there is that format of introducing you to the player in the beginning, and then going on to see those sketches.
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Our children will outwit us if they want; for when it comes to technology, they hold the higher ground. Unlike other tools passed carefully and ceremonially from one generation to the next - the sharp scissors, the car keys - this is one they understand better than we do.
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Eating ready-made meals is about being very passive, and actively cooking is something that nothing compares to.
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I try and take lots of vitamins and I don't drink. I do smoke, though, I'd be insufferable if I didn't smoke, you'd have to push me off a balcony I'd be so boring.
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A theoretical system does not merely state facts which have been observed and that logically deducible relations to other facts which have also been observed.
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I produce for a low price and I sell it on my own to 80 countries.
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Africa is poor because its investors and its creditors are unspeakably rich.
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Men look like pandas when they try and put make-up on.
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I would think about the outcome. Visualize sometimes. Because it never comes out the way you want it to. Fight the way I know how to fight. Whatever comes up, comes up.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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The military executes policy decisions.
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If you really love someone and care about him, you can survive many difficulties.
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When I was a kid, I wanted to be a baseball player.
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I want the world to get a feel of me, showing them the way I am and the way I get down.
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I love the game of hockey. I love being part of it. I think I know a lot about the game.
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I'm at a loss for words. But even my loss is amplified.
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Football matters so much to people, and they get very defensive - or angry.
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I've really enjoyed doing 'Annie Get Your Gun' and loved Neil Simon stuff like 'Chapter Two.'
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My friends told me that it's the hardest thing to separate the personal life from their work.
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Man is a mind betrayed, not served, by his organs.
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When I go out before a crowd, I ask God to give me inspiration to be the light.
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For the first actual comedy-comedy I did, I took a comedy class in New York, which was full of slightly unhinged people. It was a pretty depressing crowd, very angry and strange people. But then I took a class at the Upright Citizens Brigade and I loved those people.
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That business of relaxation, which is so terribly modern today, is all good and well, but my work interests me so much, and is so varied, that many times it seems relaxing when I go from one aspect to another.
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If you look at any successful skit comedy show, ever, there is that format of introducing you to the player in the beginning, and then going on to see those sketches.
