Dave Barry Quotes
It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.
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A sack is way better than any nightclub. A touchdown is way better than any bar experience I've ever had.
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The work that is truly productive is the domain of a steadily smaller and more elite fraction of humanity.
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At no point am I ever threatened by people who question who I am, or why I like the things I do, or my legitimacy. Because I know who I am very strongly, and I think that's what geek culture can reinforce.
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When I was first elected I got 50% of the vote in '77 in the general election. In '81 I got 75%. In '85, I got 78%. No mayor has ever gotten that high a vote. So it was not an issue. Except for people who were very hostile to me. They thought they would injure me.
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This quality, I mean Geoffrey was with me, was very easy doing - he loved me very much, I loved him very much, and we understood each other so well that it was a pleasure to make music.
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I went to a couple of Rangers games at the Garden, and someone at the NHL had seen me and figured I was a fan and decided to approach me about having a blog during the playoffs.
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I think the process is one of using the camera and sound in the way a detective uses a magnifying glass: to find the clues. They're discovery devices, not performance devices - you're watching things the way a cat does. You're not judging. You're there to witness something.
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How does one measure the success of a museum?
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I love dressing up for events; to me it's almost like wearing a costume for the evening.
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Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
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Awards are so unnecessary because I think we get so much out of our work just by doing it. The work is a reward in itself.
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I leave my house all the time! But I'm not at all the Hollywood parties. I'm grown, and where else am I supposed to be? I'm supposed to be home.
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Some guys just slip under the radar.
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I would strongly recommend any young man to stay away from criminal law. It's not a good place to be, unfortunately.
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I am undeniably afraid of the dark!
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I finally bought a gun because I said if I'm going to get it, I'm taking somebody with me.
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I'm a person who's always been interested in politics and thought it was a very noble occupation.
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My fascination is not for cinema; it's for human nature and human beings because I find it quite difficult being one at times.
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My parents tried to shield me from how famous they were when I was growing up on Long Island. I had no idea.
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Monetary policy is not a panacea.
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Total commitment is the common denominator among all successful men and women.
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By affliction He teaches us many precious lessons, which without it we should never learn. By affliction He shows us our emptiness and weakness, draws us to the throne of grace, purifies our affections, weans us from the world, makes us long for heaven.
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It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.
