Bill Engvall Quotes
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My hearing has suffered seriously; just now I am obliged to have the assistance of an ear trumpet. Think of that, my beauty! - There 's a state for your old Lover to be in! - No more tender whisperings! Imagine sweet confessions to be made through an ear trumpet!
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If you come to a negotiation table saying you have the final truth, that you know nothing but the truth and that is final, you will get nothing.
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Yeah - I wanna be the sister to Khaleesi in 'Game of Thrones.' I wanna be a dragon lady; that would be really fun!
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We never do Valentine's dinner, because everybody, they look. On Valentine's, imagine me and David going to a restaurant! Like, everybody's going to say, 'Did they talk? Did they hold hands?' Twenty years. We've been married twenty years!
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I have a strong desire to communicate what I feel about the world. That's exciting to me.
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I don't like pretentious films or pretentious people.
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Dancers, many dancers today can do so much technically. You can give them steps that are complicated, then more complicated, pyrotechnical - and they can execute these steps to perfection. But to do simple steps with a pure classical line, that is truly difficult.
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The actual game is only part of the Senior Bowl experience - the practices are equally important.
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My shoes aren't minimalist, but they are about a new simplicity.
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I would like to get another job in London or tour there. I miss my friends.
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When I was a teenager in New York, I was buying antique clothes. I still am.
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But you've got to understand what the other guy is about, even if at the end of the process you decide that there is no ground with this man or woman except to fight them.
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Contrary to general belief, an artist is never ahead of his time but most people are far behind theirs.
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I recently reread an article of mine written in 1964, and I think it is still valid. There is not much difference. Many of the items on the agenda 37 years ago are still there.
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As a drummer, you're always fighting for a level that you never quite attain.
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Anything worse than what I do, without knowing what, or why, I have never been able to conceive, and that doesn’t surprise me, for I never tried. For had I been able to conceive something worse than what I had I would have known no peace until I got it, if I know anything about myself.
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History is on the side of the regulators.
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I'm not surprised, motherfuckers.
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We have rules that no longer are relevant to the world we're living in. Our regulatory system can't keep up.
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The world is upheld by the veracity of good men: they make the earth wholesome.
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Disbelief is catching. It rubs off on people.
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A gentleman can always be told by the way he speaks to those that he thinks are his inferiors in some respect. His equals he does not wish to offend, his superiors he does not dare to offend, and of those whom he considers his inferiors he would be all the more considerate.
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during a bit about dogs
