Bill Maher Quotes
We don't like mystery. You like mystery, 'cause it's not a mystery to you; you know when you're gonna get laid.
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In general, writers shouldn't be killed for what they write, though I can think of exceptions.
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Oil has become the principal wealth in the hands of the great Yankee transnationals; through this energy source, they had an instrument that considerably expanded their political power in the world.
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Helping set the day's agenda and deciding what we used and editing it, that was a journalistic high point. I liked reporting as well. Just doing the news - the live performance - wasn't important. Working on the desk was.
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Each is responsible for his own actions.
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I used to be really insecure about my self-education. I'm definitely always learning. But there's many ways to learn. There are many, many ways to always be a learner.
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For me, the music dictates the melody. Give me a riff to sing over, you know?
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'Carousel,' please! I would die to do that.
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My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right.
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The love received is the love that is saved.
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I say it with my tongue firmly planted in cheek but there's truth to it - being a comedian is very close to being a therapist. When you're working smaller clubs, you're listening. You're feeling an energy, you're going with a tone but when people start yelling out, you almost start a conversation with people.
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I don't really get recognised very much.
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I keep thinking, we teach children to use language to solve their disputes. We teach them not to hit and fight and bite. Then look what adults do!
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My parents had chosen the medical profession for me. I even studied a few semesters at St Xavier's College, but at the back of my mind, I always wanted to be a musician like my father.
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In South Africa, we speak English and sometimes Afrikaans, sometimes Zulu, sometimes Xhosa.
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Arab youth are taught to wonder, 'Since the Holocaust was a European affair, why are the Palestinians being forced to pay for the creation of Israel?'
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Bolton School has a great tradition in the liberal arts.
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I never dreamed about being a millionaire - I dreamed about being a football player.
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I have four strikes against me. I'm black, I'm short, I'm intelligent, and I have a medical condition.
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I was given a talent to play cricket. I don't know why I was given it. But I was. I owe it to all those who wish it had been them to give of my best, every day.
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Trying to make strangers laugh is crazy and more than a little narcissistic.
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My life was always different growing up. I mean, even before the show, my dad was who he is. He's an Olympic athlete. And we were going to premieres, like 'Finding Nemo' premieres, and we would be little kids, like, before the show, walking down the red carpet.
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We don't like mystery. You like mystery, 'cause it's not a mystery to you; you know when you're gonna get laid.
