Bill Maher Quotes
Sex is too easy for women to get, and too hard for men. I mean, honestly, for a man to walk into someplace and have every woman ready to take him home, he'd have to rule the world. A woman would have to do her hair.
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The use of slave women as day workers naturally broke up or made impossible the normal Negro home, and this and the slave code led to a development of which the South was really ashamed and which it often denied, and yet perfectly evident: the raising of slaves in the Border slave states for systematic sale on the commercialized cotton plantations.
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I don't mind you thinking I'm stupid, but don't talk to me like I'm stupid.
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I have always been driven to buck the system, to innovate, to take things beyond where they've been.
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I could go out to five parties a day if I wanted to. I don't. I have attachments to my wife and kids - and about 20 pieces of art.
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We as women have a voice and we are decision makers in what film to see. We always support our boyfriends and husbands by going to see the male dominated films, but we don't compel them to see films with female casts.
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Balance is key in cooking - you want a little acid, a little sweet, a little savory - the flavors should be harmonious.
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I never figured I'd go into the Hall of Fame. A kid from the Hill.
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When a writer declares that his first book is his best, that is bad. I progress successively from book to book.
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If we go back in the history of different nations, violence and the use of force are part of their heritage. These are the traditions of mankind.
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If there's a trait for not sleeping, I probably have it.
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When I'm writing the first draft, I'm writing in a very slovenly way: anything to get the outline of the story on paper.
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I enjoy my life.
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Try to find someone with a sense of humor. That's an important thing to have because when you get into an argument, one of the best ways to diffuse it is to be funny. You don't want to hide away from a point, because some points are serious, but you'd rather have a discussion that was a discussion, rather than an argument.
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I still have my original social security card signed when I was 13.
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I think I'm a good judge of character.
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When I got into college, I found what ultimately became my life's work. I couldn't sleep at night, I was so excited about it. So I'm attracted to people who play at that level. They actually want to play in their professional life.
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Dissensions between Muslim nations run at least as deep, if not deeper, than those nations' resentment of the West.
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I can't remember writing any of the songs that I've written.
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Is it written that equality between men and women means one can change sex? Obviously not.
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Temerity is not always successful.
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I got 'The Red White and Blue' out of journalism. It puts you in touch with the world.
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The first movie I literally ever made in my life was about two guys playing Stratego with each other. I had all my friends dressing up like the military characters in the game. So 'Battleship' is really my second board game turned movie!
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Restaurants don't cater properly for celiac sufferers, and neither do supermarkets.
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Sex is too easy for women to get, and too hard for men. I mean, honestly, for a man to walk into someplace and have every woman ready to take him home, he'd have to rule the world. A woman would have to do her hair.
