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		Women, they always want you to feel that, y'know, they like it when men cry, they think it's so sensitive. Bullshit. That is a trap. They don't like it. You can cry once when your mother dies. Other than that, keep it to yourself. They know people that cry a lot, they're called their girlfriends, they don't need it from you.
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Bill Maher 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	 
	
	
	
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		In men's sports, people criticize coaches and managers all the time, call out teammates, too, and it's not that huge of a deal. Often, the guy speaking out is even lauded for having the courage to tell the truth. When it happens in women's sports, though, it always seems to be viewed as a nasty, claws-out cat fight. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
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		I read, I gossip, I do crosswords. I think chatting with friends is relaxing. I've picked them up all through my life - if you live long enough, you end up with quite a large circle. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
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		I love the ending of a movie where two people end up together. Preferably if there's rain and an airport or running or a confession of love. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
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		I'm proud to be here as a man that has played first base more than anybody in the game of baseball. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Eddie Murray 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		A guitar can be so human, so sorrowful, so angry, and I wanted to figure out how to achieve that vibe without having to actually use guitars, because 'Badlands' is a very futuristic record - and making it that in an era of futuristic music is a really hard thing to do! 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
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		To assume all the powers is not good for anybody. Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely. All those experiments have a bad ending. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
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		I went in saying I wanted to be the food guy. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Ted Allen 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I was with some Vietnamese recently, and some of them were smoking two cigarettes at the same time. That's the kind of customers we need! 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
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		There was a point in time when I was in dire need of changing the way the model agency was working. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
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		Some people feel fulfillment from a bitter end - it gives them some sort of sense of reality. But, when you're dealing with reality, I feel like films should discover the part that is happy. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				John Boyega 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		Making money isn't the main point of business. Money is a by-product.... A new product has been found, something of use to the world. A new industry moves into an undeveloped area. Factories go up, machines go in and you're in business. It's coincidental that people who've never seen a dime now have a dollar and barefooted kids wear shoes and have their faces washed. What's wrong with an urge that gives people libraries, hospitals, baseball diamonds and movies on a Saturday night? 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Humphrey Bogart 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		Women, they always want you to feel that, y'know, they like it when men cry, they think it's so sensitive. Bullshit. That is a trap. They don't like it. You can cry once when your mother dies. Other than that, keep it to yourself. They know people that cry a lot, they're called their girlfriends, they don't need it from you. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Bill Maher