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Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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'Couples should explore their mutual fantasies.' There's no such thing as a mutual fantasy. Yours bore us; ours offend you.
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Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.
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If I thought the Lord was speaking to me I'd check myself into Bellevue, and I think you should too.
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Don't you miss the days when America was just morally bankrupt?