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The thing I don't understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who's supposed to pretend they don't want it?
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Men are only as loyal as their options.
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'Couples should explore their mutual fantasies.' There's no such thing as a mutual fantasy. Yours bore us; ours offend you.
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If I thought the Lord was speaking to me I'd check myself into Bellevue, and I think you should too.
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Don't you miss the days when America was just morally bankrupt?