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If I thought the Lord was speaking to me I'd check myself into Bellevue, and I think you should too.
Bill Maher -
Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
Bill Maher
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The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.
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Did you know that of the 14 states with the highest number of painkiller prescriptions per person, they all went for Trump?
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Don't you miss the days when America was just morally bankrupt?
Bill Maher