Ellie Kemper Quotes
Yes, some women are funny. No, some women aren't funny. It's similar to how some women are tall and, you know, some women are short.
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I get tired of comedies where there are a bunch of funny guys and a beautiful woman who doesn't do anything funny. And I don't like books where there's a rough-and-tumble boy and a really clever, snotty girl. That's just not my experience with teenagers.
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After marriage, most women keep aside their aspirations and dreams as their priorities change.
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For me, men and women are different. A man is genetically gifted to pull more than a woman. But at the same time, I don't consider women to be any less than men. In fact, I feel we are far more intelligent than them.
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All my life, I've been working with male directors, which I've really enjoyed. And I'm lucky in that I've worked with men who have a lot of respect for women. But working with a woman is a different experience. It feels like the communication is different.
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It's only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that I'm skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think I'm big, when I was big, I never thought about it.
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It's a notion that career-oriented women often neglect their families. But we should cut them some flak; these women are doing everything for the sake of family so that it progresses. I believe when kids see their mothers working hard, they take up responsibilities at home and are far more well-turned out than other children.
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Anne Boleyn is an intriguing character. She seems to appeal to modern-day women in a very potent way. Because she was such an independently opinionated and spirited young woman, which at the time was unheard of.
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A mate of mine told me recently, 'It's the first time I've seen you work, Worthington.' I thought that was quite funny, but he was right.
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My favorite charity is the Women's Refugee Commission and the Nomi network.
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I am thrilled yet overwhelmed. There are so many great women athletes, some incredible performances.
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Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
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God forbid that women have fantasies.
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If Congress refuse to listen to and grant what women ask, there is but one course left then to pursue. What is there left for women to do but to become the mothers of the future government?
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In fact, for all kinds of offenses - and, for no offenses - from murders to misdemeanors, men and women are put to death without judge or jury; so that, although the political excuse was no longer necessary, the wholesale murder of human beings went on just the same.
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I measure the progress of a community by the degree of progress which women have achieved.
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I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it's absolutely true.
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The funny thing is that I'm the girl who no one sees at the beach. Ask anyone who's traveled with me. Normally, I'm in so many layers, I look like Lawrence of Arabia!
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I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything.
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The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
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Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
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I don't mind if someone yells a motto out of their car at me. 'No touching! No touching!' No harm is done.
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I'm going to do my best to help the team play hard and help the team win... I'm just coming to play baseball.
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Yes, some women are funny. No, some women aren't funny. It's similar to how some women are tall and, you know, some women are short.
