David Walliams Quotes
I was quite fat as a kid. And swimming is a sport you can enjoy whatever size you are. If you're fat, running is a pain. I'm not really built for running.

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Whenever I dream about flying, it's the best feeling in the world.
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MTV didn't call. I guess I wasn't hip and groovy enough.
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I think personal beliefs of everybody shape everybody.
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The man who has his millions will want everything he can lay his hands on and then raise his voice against the poor devil who wants ten cents more a day.
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While cheap products are exported to western countries, the waste is dumped mostly in China's back yard, contaminating its air, water, soil and seas.
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Oh my God, Betty White is actually everything that you would expect her to be like.
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The junior senator from Wisconsin, by his reckless charges, has so preyed upon the fears and hatreds and prejudices of the American people that he has started a prairie fire which neither he nor anyone else may be able to control.
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In a world of commoditized knowledge, the returns go to the companies who can produce non-standard knowledge.
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The fame that goes with wealth and beauty is fleeting and fragile; intellectual superiority is a possession glorious and eternal.
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Not all lies are harmful. Sometimes we're willing participants in deception for the sake of social dignity, maybe to keep a secret that should be kept secret, secret. We say, 'Nice song.' 'Honey, you don't look fat in that, no.'
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We have a choice - we can both think and feel, using our heads and our hearts.
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Moonlight is sculpture.
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I love acting but I also love writing, especially comedy.
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In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.
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I would love to do something like Austin Powers to show off my comic timing.
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We forget how bawdy and brutal the Middle Ages were.
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Since no one but you can know what's best for you, government control can't make your life better.
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Anything that needs to be accessed is within me. Even if it's in a circumstance that seems outrageous, I can still just go back to the basic human experience and it's all there.
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Refinancing your mortgage usually makes sense if you can lower your interest rate by at least two points. But the most important question to ask yourself is, how long will it take you to break even?
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I'm pro-choice and those things, but I typically vote Republican.
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We are so excited for what's next. I think that's what I love most about it, the energy and the excitement that comes from that.
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The idea of Seth Rogen as the Green Hornet so inflaming the fanboy community is amusing, since that group's 20/50 vision also had it tsking its disapproval about Michael Keaton as Batman and Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man.
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Formerly, people used to grieve over the departed, but in our days they grieve over the survivors.
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I was quite fat as a kid. And swimming is a sport you can enjoy whatever size you are. If you're fat, running is a pain. I'm not really built for running.