Demetri Martin Quotes
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I have fun acting, and I want to do more of it, and I want to direct my own movie.
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Nothing wise was ever printed upon an apron.
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Sometimes I use my jokes as building blocks for larger bits. I like to draw and play music, so sometimes I do those things along with the jokes.
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As a creative person, you want to have a foothold and sense of progress.
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I just know keeping track of what I'm doing and where I'm going is important to me.
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My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. 'Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you're stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem - just move on to the next. 'Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.'
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When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding.
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The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.
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The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.
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Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.
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Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.
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I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
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Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.
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I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like, 'huh? What the hell is this?' But if it's in a fruit basket you're like, 'this is nice!'