Dennis Miller Quotes
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Quotes to Explore
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Always remember that the most important thing in a good marriage is not happiness, but stability.
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I was 17 when I was forced into marriage. I had no hand in it, and I didn't even enjoy being with the man. Also, I wanted to study, but no one listened to me. I wanted to move forward in life, it wasn't a happy situation. Because of some family problems, I had to stick around.
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I think marriage is a beautiful thing. I'm still a supporter of it.
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Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
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The priesthood is a marriage. People often start by falling in love, and they go on for years without realizing that love must change into some other love which is so unlike it that it can hardly be recognized as love at all.
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I did a play called 'On Golden Pond' in a dinner theater in Maine and then went to New York for a talent competition having put together a three-man juggling routine and some one-liners and I got myself an agent from that.
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I believe that in the historic and religious nature, marriage is between a man and a woman.
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Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.
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My marriage to my husband, Bart Conner in 1996 is my proudest personal moment.
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We live too long for one marriage.
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I do believe that the states have the right to make the definition of marriage, and each state can define it as they so choose through their elected representatives.
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You know, my friends, with what a brave carouse I made a Second Marriage in my house; favored old barren reason from my bed, and took the daughter of the vine to spouse.
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What do you think will happen in a forced marriage? With an uneducated man, an animal. What would I say, that I am already married? Why would I say it? I never accepted him as my husband in my heart or mind. How I spent a year and a half with him, only I know. And I only did it because of the child.
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I'm in an interracial marriage.
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Of course, the simple explanation of the fact is that marriage is the most important act of man's life in Europe or America, and that everything depends upon it.
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The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
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Marriage is socialism among two people.
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We are talking about someone who has lived. It must be honored in every respect. The fictional can take any kind of channel - according to the actor's marriage to the character.
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Marriage is absolutely not something I'm scared of, but it isn't necessarily the be-all and end-all.
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I'm not a trend person. I don't want to look to my right and see somebody in the same thing.
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I almost chopped my thumb off once. Just before I left home, I was about ten or eleven years old, and I was trying to open a bone. Can you imagine that? A bone! I was trying to get the marrow out of a bone, and I took the ax, and I went to chop it, and something slipped, and the ax went right down there and damn near cut it off.
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I was very fascinated with meteorology at a young age. I lived on the Gulf Coast and hurricanes blew through there. That is the class I failed in college: meteorology.
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Well, only Japanese may understand it, but I'm like a goat or something that likes high places.
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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.