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For some reason, comedians are still children. The social skills somehow never reach us, so we say exactly what we think without weighing the results.
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One time I happened to use the word 'denigrate' onstage, and it didn't get any reaction. So as I continued my act, the left side of my brain was fast-forwarding to see if I had any other big words coming up.
Bob Newhart
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I think there's a part, just a part of comedians, that is still childlike.
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You're not dead at 85. You're a long way from it. Go out and enjoy. You've earned it.
Bob Newhart -
Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one.
Bob Newhart -
Dick Martin, if you put a gun to his forehead, he couldn't tell you a joke.
Bob Newhart -
Mark Twain gave us an insight into the life on the Mississippi at the turn of the century.
Bob Newhart -
People have told me, 'My dad passed on, but I have great memories of watching your shows with him.' It doesn't get any better than that.
Bob Newhart
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I know Chuck Lorre personally, and am familiar with his work going back to 'Roseanne' and 'Cybil.'
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.
Bob Newhart -
When I was off TV, people would ask me to please come back, which I think was their way of saying, 'There's nothing out there for us.'
Bob Newhart -
Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, 'Why is that person staring at me?'
Bob Newhart -
You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.
Bob Newhart -
There was a sea of change in comedy in the late 1950s and '60s. We were dealing with vignettes as opposed to jokes. We were more socially aware.
Bob Newhart
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I don't know how doctors pick one specialty over another. Some you can understand. Pediatricians. Or gynecologists delivering babies, bringing a new life into the world, but how does someone want to be a proctologist? How can you fall in love with proctology?
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I have an aversion to laugh tracks - the moment I hear a laugh track, I go to another channel.
Bob Newhart -
Jack Benny was, without a doubt, the bravest comedian I have ever seen work. He wasn't afraid of silence. He would take as long as it took to tell the story.
Bob Newhart -
The only thing I have never done is a Broadway play. I'm not sure I have the discipline necessary to do a Broadway play. I know it holds a fascination for certain actors.
Bob Newhart -
I've been told to speed up my delivery when I perform. But if I lose the stammer, I'm just another slightly amusing accountant.
Bob Newhart -
When I started, I was doing all the good comedians I'd ever seen. Then I developed my own voice. My routines are my natural way of looking at the world.
Bob Newhart