Bob Newhart Quotes
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It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves.
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I'm very open to the up-and-comers.
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I don't think of myself as an American Master. I've just been making a living.
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I worked in accounting for two and a half years, realized that wasn't what I wanted to do with the rest of my life, and decided I was just going to give comedy a try.
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I certainly don't delude myself that there aren't certainly more important things to do in life than make people laugh, but I can't imagine anything that would bring me more joy.
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I'm glad you can't talk on your cells while the plane is in the air. That would drive me crazy.
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Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there.
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I made people laugh as a kid, but that's not how you make a living.
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The acting is better when you know your material is being judged.
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Without great writing, you've got a bunch of actors bumping into each other.
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It was a decision to work clean. I just prefer to work that way. I have no problem with comedians who don't work that way. There was a temptation in the early '70s to reconsider. I decided against it.
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I was an accountant in Chicago, and a friend of mine, Ed Gallagher, was in advertising. At 4:30 every day I'd be bored, and I would call him. He'd interview me.
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I am one of the great wasters of time. I have made it an art form. I can get up at 8 o'clock in the morning, be out of the house by 8:30 and back by 5 P.M., and I'll be going all day long and accomplish absolutely nothing. It's an amazing talent.
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Funny is funny is funny.
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I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line.
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I would say I came from upper middle class family.
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Chuck Lorre and I had been talking about doing one of his shows for a while. I said I'd like to do 'The Big Bang Theory,' because I think it's the best written, most intelligent show on television.
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All comedians are, in a way, anarchists. Our job is to make fun of the existing world.
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You do a clean show and it's over and the audience have enjoyed themselves and you've enjoyed yourself, and you haven't had to resort to shock.
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I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much.
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Richard Pryor introduced me to the world of the inner city, and the urban world, and did it hysterically. My favorite comedian, even though we work 180 degrees differently, but funny is funny is funny.
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There are some actresses that can't do comedy; it's too heavy-handed.
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A lot of money is spent trying to keep people alive who don't necessarily want to be alive.
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I know Chuck Lorre personally, and am familiar with his work going back to 'Roseanne' and 'Cybil.'