Bob Newhart Quotes
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I don't want to sound like the old guy, but cynicism is a potential danger. It colors our way of looking at the world.
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I certainly don't delude myself that there aren't certainly more important things to do in life than make people laugh, but I can't imagine anything that would bring me more joy.
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I'm very open to the up-and-comers.
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I was an accountant in Chicago, and a friend of mine, Ed Gallagher, was in advertising. At 4:30 every day I'd be bored, and I would call him. He'd interview me.
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Without great writing, you've got a bunch of actors bumping into each other.
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Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there.
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Chuck Lorre and I had been talking about doing one of his shows for a while. I said I'd like to do 'The Big Bang Theory,' because I think it's the best written, most intelligent show on television.
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I don't think of myself as an American Master. I've just been making a living.
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I worked in accounting for two and a half years, realized that wasn't what I wanted to do with the rest of my life, and decided I was just going to give comedy a try.
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I made people laugh as a kid, but that's not how you make a living.
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I'm glad you can't talk on your cells while the plane is in the air. That would drive me crazy.
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I am one of the great wasters of time. I have made it an art form. I can get up at 8 o'clock in the morning, be out of the house by 8:30 and back by 5 P.M., and I'll be going all day long and accomplish absolutely nothing. It's an amazing talent.
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It was a decision to work clean. I just prefer to work that way. I have no problem with comedians who don't work that way. There was a temptation in the early '70s to reconsider. I decided against it.
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There are some actresses that can't do comedy; it's too heavy-handed.
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I know Chuck Lorre personally, and am familiar with his work going back to 'Roseanne' and 'Cybil.'
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I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line.
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Funny is funny is funny.
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The acting is better when you know your material is being judged.
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All comedians are, in a way, anarchists. Our job is to make fun of the existing world.
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I would say I came from upper middle class family.
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I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much.
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You do a clean show and it's over and the audience have enjoyed themselves and you've enjoyed yourself, and you haven't had to resort to shock.
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Richard Pryor introduced me to the world of the inner city, and the urban world, and did it hysterically. My favorite comedian, even though we work 180 degrees differently, but funny is funny is funny.
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If 'The New York Times' says it, it must be true.