Calvin Trillin Quotes
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I do remember in high school I wanted to be a disc jockey.
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Money not spent on a luxury one considered even briefly is the equivalent of windfall income and should be spent accordingly.
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Canadians are very well behaved, they don't throw their food.
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The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out.
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Being on a book tour is a lot easier than reporting.
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If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny.
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I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.
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I've always thought that parallel parking was my main talent.