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I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.
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It sucks being fat, you know.
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I like to think of my house as nothing more than a glorified console for my television; the ultimate stereo cabinet.
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I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.
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The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition.
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I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.
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The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can.
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I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.
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I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.
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When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.
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Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight.
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Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.
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What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.
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After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.
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When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off.
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When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.
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If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.
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I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.
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Every election I have to hold my nose to vote.
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The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.
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The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.
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I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have.
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There's a game called Checkout where there's grocery items and it's how much you think the manufacturer's suggested retail price is and we add up your total, then your total has to be within $2 of the regular total. I don't think I could ever win that game.
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I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed.