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I like to think of my house as nothing more than a glorified console for my television; the ultimate stereo cabinet.
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I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.
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And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.
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I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.
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I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.
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When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.
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When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off.
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After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.
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If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.
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Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight.
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Every election I have to hold my nose to vote.
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The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.
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Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.
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I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have.
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I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed.
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When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.
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I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.
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One day I was running around playing with my son Connor when afterwards I was sweating, tired and out of breath. I was embarrassed that something as enjoyable as playing with my son was so tough for me to do. Immediately I started an extensive diet and exercise plan. It completely changed my life and helped cure my Type-2 diabetes.
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Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.
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The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can.
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The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition.
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There's a game called Checkout where there's grocery items and it's how much you think the manufacturer's suggested retail price is and we add up your total, then your total has to be within $2 of the regular total. I don't think I could ever win that game.
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I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.
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What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.