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When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.
Drew Carey -
Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test.
Drew Carey
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I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.
Drew Carey -
I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.
Drew Carey -
I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year and a half, on the road with nothing on my mind but getting my act good enough to be on 'The Tonight Show.'
Drew Carey -
When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off.
Drew Carey -
I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed.
Drew Carey -
The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.
Drew Carey
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There's a game called Checkout where there's grocery items and it's how much you think the manufacturer's suggested retail price is and we add up your total, then your total has to be within $2 of the regular total. I don't think I could ever win that game.
Drew Carey -
Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label.
Drew Carey -
If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.
Drew Carey -
I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.
Drew Carey -
There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.
Drew Carey -
I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.
Drew Carey
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Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.
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I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have.
Drew Carey -
I loved the old stories in National Lampoon, like the original story the movie Vacation was based on. I used to laugh at them until I cried.
Drew Carey -
I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites.
Drew Carey -
I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.
Drew Carey -
After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.
Drew Carey
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I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.
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When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.
Drew Carey -
Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit!
Drew Carey -
Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.
Drew Carey