Drew Carey Quotes
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I like to think of my house as nothing more than a glorified console for my television; the ultimate stereo cabinet.
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It sucks being fat, you know.
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I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.
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The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition.
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The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can.
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I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.
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I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.
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Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight.
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When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.
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Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.
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When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.
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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
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I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.
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I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.
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There's a game called Checkout where there's grocery items and it's how much you think the manufacturer's suggested retail price is and we add up your total, then your total has to be within $2 of the regular total. I don't think I could ever win that game.
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What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.
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After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.
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When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off.
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If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.
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The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.
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Every election I have to hold my nose to vote.
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I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.
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I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed.
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I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have.