Drew Carey Quotes
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I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.
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I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.
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When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.
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I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.
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I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year and a half, on the road with nothing on my mind but getting my act good enough to be on 'The Tonight Show.'
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Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight.
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When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off.
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Every election I have to hold my nose to vote.
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The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.
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I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.
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If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.
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After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.
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I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed.
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Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.
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There's a game called Checkout where there's grocery items and it's how much you think the manufacturer's suggested retail price is and we add up your total, then your total has to be within $2 of the regular total. I don't think I could ever win that game.
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When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.
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I loved the old stories in National Lampoon, like the original story the movie Vacation was based on. I used to laugh at them until I cried.
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Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit!
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I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.
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Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.
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I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites.
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The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition.
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Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.
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There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.