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As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed.
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What good is democracy if you can't get what you want?
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I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.
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I work with a place in Santa Monica called Phase IV. My doctor recommended them to me when I started losing weight. They help people train for things like triathlons or biking and running races. They offer physical therapists, testing, lectures.
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Libertarians are conservatives who still get high.
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I always thought I was going to die before I was 60.
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I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it.
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On other shows when they get to the end of the scene, they yell 'Cut!' On Whose Line, we yell 'That's Enough!'
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That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment.
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Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.
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It should be up to each bar owner and patron to decide if they want to smoke or not.
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Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one.
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Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.
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I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it's a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done.
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The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.
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But sports photography isn't something you just pick up overnight. You can't do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do.
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I think a lot of people are afraid of freedom. They want their lives to be controlled, to be put into a box... Why should someone put a limit on how much fun I can have, how much I can accomplish?
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Reality shows always look for the worst people.
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But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.
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I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.
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I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.
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The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time.
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Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.
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People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.