Drew Carey Quotes
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I work with a place in Santa Monica called Phase IV. My doctor recommended them to me when I started losing weight. They help people train for things like triathlons or biking and running races. They offer physical therapists, testing, lectures.
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Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
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There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy.
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Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.
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I learned how to believe in myself. Learned how to set goals, you know, self help books man. I just read every single one I can get a hold of, and I still do.
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But sports photography isn't something you just pick up overnight. You can't do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do.
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On other shows when they get to the end of the scene, they yell 'Cut!' On Whose Line, we yell 'That's Enough!'
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Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.
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I don't know what people are going to think of my stand-up. If you only know me from 'The Price Is Right' and 'The Drew Carey Show,' then you might be a little bit shocked. I'm a little dirty and a little opinionated but all in fun.
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Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.
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Libertarians are conservatives who still get high.
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But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.
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I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.
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Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one.
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I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it.
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I think a lot of people are afraid of freedom. They want their lives to be controlled, to be put into a box... Why should someone put a limit on how much fun I can have, how much I can accomplish?
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Reality shows always look for the worst people.
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The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.
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It should be up to each bar owner and patron to decide if they want to smoke or not.
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The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time.
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I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.
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I am happy that I ran the half-marathon, but to me, just running and saying that I finished a race isn't enough for me. I want to run the race as best as I can. Working out for pants size isn't enough. I need a goal or a race to get back on the treadmill every day.
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Why is everybody afraid of going to Heaven? You want to be here with the smog and the sin and bad people and the war? Or do you want to be in Heaven, sitting next to Jesus, you know?
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I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.