Drew Carey Quotes
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I always thought I was going to die before I was 60.
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I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it.
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If frogs could fly... well we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat?
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That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment.
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It should be up to each bar owner and patron to decide if they want to smoke or not.
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Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.
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Libertarians are conservatives who still get high.
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Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one.
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But sports photography isn't something you just pick up overnight. You can't do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do.
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My cranky cardiologist says I'm destined to die in the kitchen.
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I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it's a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done.
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Reality shows always look for the worst people.
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The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.
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I think a lot of people are afraid of freedom. They want their lives to be controlled, to be put into a box... Why should someone put a limit on how much fun I can have, how much I can accomplish?
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I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.
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On other shows when they get to the end of the scene, they yell 'Cut!' On Whose Line, we yell 'That's Enough!'
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I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.
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But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.
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I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.
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I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.
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The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time.
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Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.
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People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.
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Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.