Drew Carey Quotes
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I learned how to believe in myself. Learned how to set goals, you know, self help books man. I just read every single one I can get a hold of, and I still do.
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I don't know what people are going to think of my stand-up. If you only know me from 'The Price Is Right' and 'The Drew Carey Show,' then you might be a little bit shocked. I'm a little dirty and a little opinionated but all in fun.
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There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy.
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I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it's a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done.
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Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.
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I always thought I was going to die before I was 60.
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What good is democracy if you can't get what you want?
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But sports photography isn't something you just pick up overnight. You can't do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do.
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Libertarians are conservatives who still get high.
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I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.
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Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one.
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Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.
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I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it.
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I think a lot of people are afraid of freedom. They want their lives to be controlled, to be put into a box... Why should someone put a limit on how much fun I can have, how much I can accomplish?
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The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.
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Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.
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It should be up to each bar owner and patron to decide if they want to smoke or not.
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Reality shows always look for the worst people.
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But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.
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The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time.
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I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.
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I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.
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Why is everybody afraid of going to Heaven? You want to be here with the smog and the sin and bad people and the war? Or do you want to be in Heaven, sitting next to Jesus, you know?
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Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.