Drew Carey Quotes
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Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?
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I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs.
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I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it.
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I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.
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I used to go to the library all the time when I was kid. As a teenager, I got a book on how to write jokes at the library, and that, in turn, launched my comedy career.
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As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.
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It doesn't matter how smart you are; to audition for 'Jeopardy,' you just have to luck out and know what they're asking you that day.
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The best thing about Las Vegas is that no one pretends to be responsible for your behavior like they do in the rest of the country. There's no meddling self-righteous liberals or right-wing Christian demagogues telling you that you can't do something fun with your own time and money. If you can afford it, it's yours.
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We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.
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The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.
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The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time.
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That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment.
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Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
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I have a position of indirect respect and oblique power.
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I love doing 'The Price is Right.' It's so much fun. I love meeting everybody and giving out prizes, especially when it's not my money. It's really a happy place, and everybody is all jazzed up.
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I remember when I took a temp job... so I got a job at a department store. Something temporary to put on my resume, my parents said. Yeah... till I die!
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Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it!
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For 'Power of 10,' you can look at the methodology at CBS.com, it's a company called Rasmussen Reports. We poll thousands and thousands of people for each question, a real cross section of the United States.
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At 'Price Is Right,' people feel so safe there and loved. And if you can't jump around on 'Price is Right,' then you can't jump around anywhere, you know?
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I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.
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I work with a place in Santa Monica called Phase IV. My doctor recommended them to me when I started losing weight. They help people train for things like triathlons or biking and running races. They offer physical therapists, testing, lectures.
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On other shows when they get to the end of the scene, they yell 'Cut!' On Whose Line, we yell 'That's Enough!'
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I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it's a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done.
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If frogs could fly... well we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat?